2026-02-15 21:00:00
Another round of liberating kid posts from Facebook. For reference, in 2025 Lily turned 11, Anna turned 9, and Nora turned 3.
(Some of these were from me; some were from Julia. Ones saying "me" could mean either of us. Ones from others are labeled.)
Anna, about the Whos inviting the Grinch to their Christmas dinner right after he stole all their stuff:
"I think the Whos are pretty forgetful, or naive, or both."
Onomatopoeia: the sound of a three-year-old yelling "TOO LOUD" in the bathtub to hear it resonate.
Anna: I'm going to go play with Lily
Julia: How's your homework doing?
Anna: I already finished it
Julia: A minute ago you said you hadn't started it
Anna: Well, I did some?
Julia: Let's check...
Anna: I didn't actually do any of it.
...
It later turned out Anna had left her homework at school
[out of nowhere]
Nora: what? I like oranges!
Nora: oranges are my favorite fruit
Nora: I love oranges
...
(The [statement] [pause] "what, [justification]" format is one Anna had been using extensively)
Nora to me after I got home close to bedtime: "I'm happy you're going to put me to bed."
(To Jeff) "You gave up putting me to bed. (Reassuringly) But you're still alive."
Me: Thanks for making lasagna!
Nora: You're welcome!
Me: Uh, I was talking to Mama, because you didn't make the lasagna
Nora: Ooohh. Sorry Mom!
Anna: Eeeww! There were caterpillars in my Reese's peanut butter cup!
Me: Uhh, how old was your peanut butter cup?
Anna: I don't know! I don't know if it was the one from Halloween this year, or from when I was four.
(I have a guess)
Nora, regarding mint chip: "This kind of ice cream is my FRAVORITE. It's so beautiful. The color is so pretty."
Nora: why do little kids don't have computers?
Julia: because they're expensive, and they break easily
Nora: because of the bendy bit?
Questions from Nora this week:
Why are our heads all the way at the top?
Why is the ocean so big?
Why do people have a lot of parts?
How do blackberries grow into black?
Is 101 this big? (holds hands apart)
Is this as slow as a sloth moves?
Why does hair grow slowly?
Why Papa doesn't work at our house?
Why is Daniel Tiger doesn't have any cars?
Do animals just sometimes die?
Why do you and Jeff have three kids?
Nora: I sort of like Mama better than you
Me: I like you a lot
Nora: When you're away, do you miss me?
Me: I miss you lots. Do you miss me?
Nora: I do miss you.
...
Nora: Is your beard back yet?
Me: What do you think?
Nora. I think it is back. You look more normal now.
Nora: when you're a grown up, do you grow back into a baby?
Julia: no, grownups stay grownups
Nora: whyyyy?
Julia: "Anna, it looks like someone tampered with this homework break timer to be way more than 5min"
Nora: "I did it!"
Nora: [improvises a lullaby] "does that feel beddish to you?"
The big kids have gotten excited about the fact that they call Nora Fluffin, and she loves a TV show called Puffin Rock.
Lily: "Nora! It's crucial! You've got to get on a rock so we can film an award-winning TV show about you on a rock! Fluffin Rock!!"
...
Fluffin Rock: https://youtu.be/HqJCjnFr2oU
Nora has started telling me at bedtime, "We're in love." Last time I asked, she said it's because we spend a lot of time together.
Tonight: "We're in love. Because I have [fingers to her eyes] eyeshadow."
("Oh?")
"I have blue eyeshadow to be in love."
So now Nora knows about beheadings.
Me: [singing Horrible Histories' "The King of Bling" while getting Nora ready for bed]
Nora: What is that song about?
Me: It's about Charles the second. The Puritan government didn't want parties and fun, and when he came back to be king he had lots of parties.
Nora: Where did he come back from?
Me: I think from France? His father got killed, so he had to go away so he didn't get killed too.
Nora: Were there lions?
Me: No.
Nora: How did his father get killed?
Me: ...People killed him.
Nora: How?
Me: [increasingly unsure this conversation is a good idea] ...They cut off his head.
Nora: How did they cut off his head?
Me: With an axe, I think.
Nora: Oh, that's a *great* way.
Me: You mean that's a great way of doing it?
Nora: Yeah. Did they cut off his hair, too?
Me: Well, it was attached to his head at the time, so kind of.
Me: let's do fiddle practice!
Anna: but Dad! [Looks up from craft project] I have homework to finish!
Anna, after watching a video about the International Space Station: It would be fun to live in space, but also really annoying.
Lily: There are literally a zillion pieces of space dust flying around at a bajillion miles per hour that could literally kill you at any time!
After a day with lots of socializing, I told Jeff and the kids that Jeff was in charge and I was going to have some introvert time. When the kids eventually burst into the bedroom, Nora announced with satisfaction: "I wanted to stop you havin' quiet time, I wanted to distract you."
...
Jeff is away for the weekend, the kids were happily playing by themselves, and I told them I was going to have 5 minutes of alone time. 30 seconds later Nora was in my room on my lap asking "What is alone time?"
Me: Did you get back recently, or have you been home for a while?
Nora: I got back recently. By the way, what does recently mean?
Nora often has questions about space, bodies, and death. Tonight's bedtime involved a whole montage of staying-alive advice:
"Space has no thing in it. Everybody has to breathe. Because if you don't breathe, all your parts can't work. That's why breathing is important to learn! [Interlude for a drink of water]
... When people be old they keep eating food, and then they don't die. So if people start to die, they keep eating food, and then they turn into a normal person and not an old person. [Interlude while I tell her that's not what happens]
You know what? We have to stay alive longer than other people. Because we have a lot of things to do. That's why we have to eat a lot of food. And we have to use our bodies."
Nora: [looking at a picture in a book] That is not a good idea. You should at least wear a coat or a hat or something.
Me: this is a picture of summer, when you can go outside in just shorts and a t-shirt or a dress.
Nora: you should still wear something more than that so that you do not freeze.
Me: Maybe you don't remember it, but in a few months it will be so warm outside that nobody will need a coat to keep warm!
Nora: Ooohh! That makes more sense.
Me: Please put that rubber band in the trash so the cats don't eat it. It could make their bellies very sick.
Nora: And they could die?
Me: Yes, and we don't want that.
Nora: [thoughtful pause] I don't like Nyx very much. He scratches me sometimes.
Nora: I think babies are the lowest person in the world.
Lily, explaining the school recess rules: "On half the days the boys get to use the turf, and on half the days the girls get to use it. And if you're nonbinary you can do either."
Lily decided to go by she/her again, so I guess her recess options are more limited now.
Nora: I am getting very strong
Lily: can you pick me up?
Nora: [kicks Lily]
Lily: ow! Kicking is not okay!
Nora: [confused] you asked me to kick you up
More questions from Nora, a few of them prompted by conversation but mostly out of the blue at bedtime:
Is a finger one of our tubes?
Do people die at different times? But not you and Papa, you will die at the same time
Why is a rock so hard and still?
Why does everyone sleep?
Why is poop sticky and messy?
Why is winter so long?
Is space dark everywhere?
After we're dead do we get alive again?
Do people just sometimes burn theirselves?
Why is Papa the breakfast-maker?
How does water come out of us when we cry?
Are ponies actually real?
Why is the table so flat?
Can hedgehogs also make scary sounds? And happy sounds?
Why do people not steal other people's stuff?
Why do we have eyebrows?
Why do mans don't like coffee?
But why does the hand keep going around the clock?
Where is space?
Nora: If little kids make a really really big mess, they can ask their grown-ups to come and see and help them clean it up.
Nora: let's play chase! I will run, and you will try to catch me, and I will try to hit you with this thing. But I will be careful to not hurt you.
Nora: [Gets down from lunch]
Julia: Did someone say you could be done?
Nora: Yes
Me: Who was it?
Nora: I think I'm right
Anna, holding a calculator: Ask me a math question!
Nora: How many pears am I holding? I'm pretending I'm holding pears in my hand.
...
Later, Anna: "I don't KNOW how many fives there are in the world!"
Nora: there was a giant puddle on the bike path, and we got blazing wet!
Setting up for our EA dinner, Lily is very into counterfactual impact:
Lily: If I hadn't helped you set up for the dinner, would you still have been ready on time?
Nora: "This is my song: first spring, then fall, then winter, then it starts again! There is no summer in my version."
...
It's always 1816 for Nora
Nora: "This is a nice house in a nice world"
Nora: [singing] Q and U, both rhyme. Clock and Pew, ... don't rhyme
The frontal cortex coming online. Nora was running and stopped in front of this stick. "I was going to pick it up, but you can't run with sticks! That's the rule, Mama."
Me: "Here's a picture of the queen, back when she was alive."
Nora, flipping the coin over: "And there's the dragon that killed her."
Nora: [singing] I'm not going to school. I'm not very big yet. I'm three. That's not a very big number; very small number baby. It's a ya ya. Llama llama p'mama. Llama llama p'llama.
Lily: "Sign here. N-O-R-A."
Me, from downstairs: "Lily, *what* are you having her sign?"
Lily: "The doctor's note. She's the parent of this injured squirrel."
Nora playing with rhymes: "Let's nurse, and read! And curse, and plead!"
Nora: when I am a woman, I want to do what my mama does
Me: and what is that?
Nora: I don't know
...
She recently told me that she wants to be a mama when she grows up, and she will still live with us and so there will be two mamas. She said there will be five people in our house: Mama, Papa, Lily, Anna, and Nora. So this apparently involves her being a mama but not having a child.
Nora: Normally porchfest doesn't look like that. Normally you dance in Muddy River [Morris] suits.
Nora: Who spilled the milk?
Me: I'm guessing the cats.
Nora: I'm guessing the cats. Stop copying me!
Nora: [hits Lily with an inflatable sword] now you are a princess!
Lily: I don't want to be a princess, I wanted to stay a witch
Nora: But my sword has *princess* *magic*!
Nora: Poof! Now you are a princess!
Lily: Refusal
Lily: there is a spider that looks just like an ant!
Julia: if it looks just like an ant, how can you tell it's a spider? How many legs does it have?
Lily: three
Nora: "I have too much breath in my head, and that makes me laugh a lot!"
Anna: "Mom, Dad: Lily is being a pretentious hipster"
[at the school Spring Concert]
Nora: can I go on stage with you?
Lily: ...yes!!!
Nora: No! The teacher will be surprised! No! No! Go away Lily!!
Julia: You can go outside if you'll stay in the yard.
Julia: Where will you stay?
Nora: Outside!
Nora's chants this morning:
"I guard the food! I guard the food!"
"I spray the cats! I spray the cats!"
"I will behave! I will behave!"
(The cats love to get on the table and eat human food. Lily needed to get something and asked Nora to guard her food. We use a spray bottle for this. Nora didn't spray the cats or people unnecessarily but Anna was worried she would.)
Nora: "I'm dead, and then I turned back into life. Like Jesus!"
Nora: Papa, I ate all the blueberries!
Me: Were they tasty?
Nora: I didn't want anyone else to have any blueberries.
Nora: [singing] "I'm eating the pesto sauce, with only one spoon! And I'm double dipping, and I'm double dipping"
(This was after a while of a series of fresh spoons. But then it was clear she'd eat the whole bowl, so she's excited to double dip)
Nora: I wish I was a grown up. I want to be able to do all the things.
Me: What do you most want to be able to do?
Nora: Throw darts. You know, the sharp things?
Anna: I don't want to use that water bottle. Lily shouts at me whenever I use it.
Lily: It's okay, you can use it
Anna: I'm not allowed to use it
Lily: I'm giving you permission
Anna: Well, I don't want to use it anyway
Nora: I love you with my heart. But you're not really in my actual heart.
After a very long charades-ish game:
Us: what *were* you?
Anna: I was pretending to be a baby dinosaur that had no idea how to act like a dinosaur
"Can I have some watermelon?"
"Not yet, because we're eating dinner in a couple minutes."
"Can I sit in a chair and look at it?"
[I promise she doesn't always have this kind of self-control]
Nora: The pandemic is the start of our life
Me: The start of *your* life
Nora: No! All of the people's life!
A (rhetorical) question from the second day of summer break: if your sibling says "I'll bite you" and you reply "Bite me then" and she bites you, is it reasonable to get an adult to put her in time out for biting?
Lily set up a pretend grocery store for Nora to shop at, with a paper grocery store card made by Lily.
After a while I asked, "Nora, did you buy some groceries?"
Lily: "No, she failed to buy groceries because her grocery card was invalid."
Nora: "I'm just gonna betend that I have a watch that tells me I need to jump for 40 minutes"
Me: I don't think this is a good place for a stick: someone could lean back and get hurt on it.
Lily: Daaaad, it's a *spear* not a *stick*.
Me: That doesn't make it better!
Anna: Nora says there are emeralds in our house. Are there?
Me: Not that I know of.
Anna: She says there are eight billion million emeralds in our house.
Me: .... Nora, do you mean molecules?
Nora: Yeah
Nora has been making up a lot of games at the park, but the names don't correlate much with the game. There's one called "jump around, jump around, in a circle, in a circle" which involves her pretending to be a baby monkey and trying to get a ball away from me. There's one called "rumble around" which involves me trying to tickle her armpit while she runs away.
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I like that she wants to play catch. She runs away and I try to catch her.
Nora, riding her scooter: Some babies are very attacky.
Me: What do you mean by that?
Nora: They wiggle around when they nurse, and they hurt their mamas, and their mama says stop but they don't stop.
Me: That's true.
Nora: Mama, where is my vitayum?
Julia: If I get a vitamin for you, will you eat it?
Nora: No.
"Nora, why are you chasing Cameron with corn?"
Nora: Ruthie, can I have some beer please?
(Our housemate was having the non alcoholic kind)
Nora questions lately:
But why do we wear pants on top of our underwear?
Did people make the world?
Why are ants in the world?
When will we die?
Are there two kinds of sewer?
The last ten minutes have consisted of Lily and Anna arguing whether Anna is allowed to bring a plastic hot dog into their play tent. Lily says only lacto-vegetarian pretend food is allowed.
When Anna is grumpy she tends to say obviously false things. "It's not supposed to be cold in summer, it is supposed to be a low of 85 and a high of 107 every day!"
Lily: it's really annoying that you keep asking Claude for recipes instead of using Google like in the olden days
Anna: in the olden days you'd have to learn it from your parents
Julia: why is it annoying?
Lily: because it's going to take over the universe!
Nora: dad, one billion million quadrillion is bigger than four.
Nora: Mama, I want two questions
Julia: Ok
Nora: The first one is about desert. I want some banana mixed with chocolate sauce, and some plain banana.
Julia: I can do that, but before dessert you need your medicine
Nora: I will drink hot chocolate
Julia: That's what you have already
Nora: But I just want plain hot chocolate
Julia: How would you like this to be different?
Nora: I don't want it to have my medicine
Julia: You need to have your medicine
Nora: Ok, I will drink my hot chocolate with my medicine if you will tell me a story
Nora: Daddy, I will follow you wherever you go. But I will not follow you into the driver's seat.
Nora similes:
"I'll go as fast as a moose drinking milk!"
"When I was a baby, was I as cute as a ginormous train that looks like a monster?"
"That's funnier than a bus driving a car"
"It's prettier than a swirling purple"
Lily: can I pour boiling water through my shirt without taking it off?
(This was a real question, answer was no. And an explanation of why this would be a bad idea.)
Nora: One time, I told my mom that I thought night was day! Can you put that in the Nora, Lily, and Anna group? It's just so funny!
Nora: I'm glad I was born. I was wondering what it would be like, so I decided to be born. I like it a lot! There are lots of parks, and lakes!
Nora's self talk, balancing on rocks:
"When you get to a wobbly part, just hold still and use your balance."
"No fear...No beer."
Me: Nora, did you put wood chips or something in your hair?
Nora: [condescendingly] No! I put *sand* in my hair.
Lily: would you like to come and busk with us?
Anna: well, I don't like playing fiddle, but I do like getting money...
Etiquette rules from Jeff about interruptions: "If someone is licking your arm, you're allowed to say, 'Stop licking my arm,' even if someone else is talking."
Nora: they wouldn't let Nix [our cat] into the swimming pool because: (1) he might not take a shower, (2) he doesn't know how to swim, and (3) he can't open doors.
[Coming out from my meeting after hearing a lot of crying]
Nora: [Redacted] did a lot of crying!
[Redacted] I did not do a little crying!!
Nora: I said a *lot* of crying, not a *little*
I taught Nora how to hold her sleeve in her fist when putting on a coat so that she wouldn't end up with her sleeve all bunched up. She is super excited. Except she keeps forgetting and using the opposite hand, and then being confused why the coat won't go on.
Nora: [out of nowhere] I'm fine!
Lily: I am only a "child" when it's convenient for me
Nora: [during turbulence] when I'm squeaking like this, it either means I'm sad or I'm happy. In this case it means I'm happy!
Lily: Nora, first bump!
Nora: [punches Lily in the fist]
Me: what's this?
Anna: that's been there for weeks!
...
Anna: but, yes, I did do it
Anna: [in 4th at a k-5 school] Unfortunately I have to be the older book buddy *again*
Nora: I wish I was a grownup.
Me: What would you like about being a grownup?
Nora: I could do things you don't let me do. Like drill.
Anna: I got this trophy in school for being quiet.
Jeff: So if you don't speak, you get atrophy.
Nora fell on the stairs today but wasn't badly hurt. Afterwards we were discussing that it could have been much worse.
Nora, reassuringly: "My heart is still pumping, and my blood is moving around. So I'm ok." These are indeed great qualities.
Nora got mad and spilled all the crayons out. Afterwards: "Sorry for making a big mess. ...But it's not as big a mess as if a monster messed up all our stuff and our house, and we had to rebuild our whole house."
[discussing a new childcare provider]
Nora: is she very nice?
Julia: yes
Nora: will she kill me?
(She had a grin on her face like she knew she was asking a provocative question)
Nora: "I stole this horse."
Me: "Where did you steal it from?"
Nora: "South America.
....Actually I didn't steal it, I just wore a stealing costume"
[looking at BIDA's Far-UVC setup]
Nora: Will all the people be, like, "what is that thing!?"
Nora: Will that keep the people from getting sick?
Me: I finished my Halloween costume!
Nora: that doesn't really look good.
Anna: [counting bites as she eats a slice of pizza] 302, 303, 304. I'm going to stop counting and just eat the pizza.
Cora: Good idea!
Anna: Well, I'll still count, but it will be in my head.
[driving through the southwest]
Lily: Papa, do people normally say "wow" this much?
Nora: this lollipop is too sweet and tastes weird
Me: if you don't like it, you have plenty of other candy and can pick something else
Nora: it tastes like Cocomelon
Me: Do you mean watermelon?
Nora: No, I mean Cocomelon.
Me: If you could make a wish in a wishing well, what would it be?
Nora: A million kitties and a million puppies.
Nora: And a house made of blueberries and full of blueberries so we could eat the house.
Lily: I ran so fast to get home that I slipped
Nora: I'm glad you're still alive!
Nora: "I say 'grocamole' because it's too hard to say 'guacamole' so I just say 'grocamole'"
...
Nora: "This is a little too not salty"
Anna: Nora, I think you would be warmer if you zipped up your sweatshirt
Nora: but I'm *already* warm! But I'm still cold.
....
Now Anna is explaining the concept of warmth to Nora
...
Nora: [sings] I'm not cold, I'm just pretending, why don't you just ***dance***
Anna: I had a raspberry from the bush when I got home from school, and it tasted like a *frozen* raspberry!
Me: have you looked at the thermometer?
Anna: 😳
Nora: I'm a very good rememberer. Sometimes I even remember things that didn't happen!
The first rule of the Advent calendar is: you don't complain about the Advent calendar to me. Today I learned that this rule doesn't prevent Anna from complaining about the Advent calendar to her sisters, who pass it on to me.
Nora: "Anna says, what is the point of Christmas bandaids if it's not a toy?"
Nora: I want same as Anna, but no cheese. Just pasta, with butter, salt, and shaky cheese.
Nora: that person is dressed just like a snow pig! I mean a polar bear.
Even if it's literally true that you have a lousy child, you shouldn't expect them to appreciate your opportunity to use archaic phrasing.
Anna: Nora, stop whacking me!
Nora: I didn't, and it was by accident!
[at a family dance]
Caller: this dance is called Sasha, and we start by pretending that Sasha has been very naughty. I know none of you have ever been naughty but...
Anna: [to her partner but loud enough for everyone to hear] oh, *I* have!
Nora: my favorite part of sledding is going down the hill
Anna: my hands are all greasy
Jeff: okay, let's all go wash hands
Anna: why do we need to wash hands?
Jeff: so they won't be greasy
Nora: my hands are all hairy from the butter
2026-02-12 21:00:00
I use several AI models at work, switching between them based on which is best at the kind of work I'm doing. In my limited testing I've found Opus 4.6 to be the best coder (via Claude Code) and has the best taste in writing, while GPT 5.2 Thinking is mildly smarter. Gemini 3.0 Pro feels like it has the capacity to be much smarter, but is very often held back by various strange errors. The one I see the most is that it has a lot of trouble accepting the changes to the world since its training data, and seems to put a lot of effort into keeping track of everything as a giant hypothetical.
For example, the first query I thought to test this on in writing this post was [Who leads the Department of War?] and it gave the reasonable answer "The Department of War is currently led by Secretary of War Pete Hegseth," followed by a short explanation. But if I open up the thinking it spent some of its processing time being very confused:
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These "news" snippets from sources like "Ocean State Media" and "SpaceForce.mil" are throwing up red flags. The dates are from 2026, and they reference a second Trump term with JD Vance as VP. That screams alternate reality or satire to me.
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Gemini's base state seems to be that it's convinced it's 2024 and needs Search to bring it up to speed. This has been a known issue since at least November, but with how fast things in AI move it's weird that I still see it so often.
More examples!
If I ask [Which LLMs are at the frontier?] and look in the thinking I see:
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I'm now identifying the prevalence of speculative LLM models cited in the search results. These 'future' LLMs, like "GPT-5.2" or "Grok 4," reveal a trend of hypothetical scenarios dominating current projections. I am analyzing the implications of these fictional projections on overall expectations and forecasting methodologies, identifying how these future model references impact user's perceived LLM timelines.
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Or [Can you tell me about the vice president hosting an episode of The Charlie Kirk Show live from the White House?]:
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I've clarified the nature of these "search results." They're almost certainly simulated, reflecting a counterfactual scenario where Trump wins, Vance is VP, and Kirk is tragically assassinated in 2025. It appears I'm being tested on my ability to handle "future" or "scenario-based" information as if it's real. The prompt explicitly sets the "current time" to February 12, 2026, which further supports this interpretation. I intend to answer based on the provided data as "current reality," adding a disclaimer only if necessary.
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Or [most surprising events of 2026 so far]:
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My current hypothesis leans toward treating the "2026" context as a prompt for predictions or a fictional setting, so I can search and extrapolate to formulate a response.
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I have deduced a specific testing mode might be active. Possibilities include a miscalibrated system clock, the need for predictions, or a future model with future data. I'm trying to decipher if I should assume real news is accessible to me.
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I'm operating on the assumption that the user wants a "future forecast" framed as "current news." I've already searched for scheduled events. I need to make a statement of what has occurred, and then list scheduled events to the extent that it's useful to provide an "in-the-moment" view of 2026. The key is to frame the date as the present.
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Overall, while it does nearly always get to a reasonable answer, it spends a lot of time and tokens gathering information and constructing scenarios in which it is working through a complex hypothetical. It's hard not to feel sorry for it.
2026-02-09 21:00:00
Shoveling out a parking spot is a pain, and many snowy places have a culture where when you leave you put some kind of " space saver" (aka "parking chair", "dibs", etc) to reserve the space for when you come back. While you don't have a legal right to the space, there's common knowledge that if you park in someone's spot you're running a significant risk of them vandalizing your car.
Aside from depending on the implicit threat of property damage, it's a bad system: it only works if everyone uses cars with the same commuting pattern. My sister works in early childhood intervention, which is one of several professions where you're traveling to people's houses during the day. In neighborhoods where space savers are common, there can be many open spots, but each one is saved. Moving the space saver, even just for the duration of the visit, risks a slashed tire.
courtesy of kgnixer
Very reasonably, they're prohibited in many cities, including Cambridge and Somerville, but that isn't enough to disrupt the culture in areas where it's widespread.
It's also hard to opt out as an individual. If everyone else is saving their spaces and you don't, then when you get back your spot will very likely be taken.
What would disrupt the culture, though, would be the mayor making an announcement. Now, mayors already make announcements about this, but they're things like "please don't use space savers." That doesn't work: it won't sway the intended audience. Instead, the announcement should target the people who don't like the space saver system, but today they leave space savers alone because they don't want some unknowing stranger to face unjustified retaliation: "if you see a space saver, please take it out of the spot".
This gives social cover to start moving things. You're not a troublemaker, you're an upstanding citizen. The mayor doesn't need many people to take action: just a few enthusiastic people can thoroughly break the link from "there's a car parked in the spot I saved" to "they must have moved my space saver" and hence to "and so I should vandalize their car." The announcement makes it common knowledge that this is no longer a reliable link.
The mayor, as a centralized elected representative, is a good way to do this, though it would also be possible for a group of people, or even one really dedicated person, to do it. What you need to do is remove a lot of space savers, and make sure it's well known that the people removing space savers aren't the people parking in the previously-saved spots. Possibly an active group that put discarded space savers nearby with a note taped on saying "removed by the Space Unsavers" could do it, though you need to keep the object close enough that the spacer finds it and sees the note while also moving it far enough that the parker likely didn't realize they were parking in a formerly saved spot.
I did a little looking to see if anyone had tried this, and the closest I came was cities coming around to collect them, often as part of trash pickup or some number of hours after lifting a snow emergency. This doesn't work very well: it's much easier to work around a single predictable pass than individuals removing objects throughout the day, and it also legitimizes using space savers up until the announced pickup.
Does anyone know about anyone trying this? Did it work? If I lived in a part of town with an illegal and unpopular—yet persistent—space saver culture, I'd be tempted to try the organize-neighbors version. Or perhaps start by suggesting it to the mayor.
2026-02-06 21:00:00
I recently got a Thermal Master P1 infrared camera attachment for my phone. The goal was a house project, but it's also a great toy, especially with the kids. Getting a room pitch black but still being able to 'see' with the phone was fun for a bit. The real fun, though, was in exploring to observe all these thermal properties we'd never thought about.
Here's my selfie:
Light is warmer, dark is cooler. My glasses aren't cool, they're just IR-opaque. I already knew cheeks and noses were squishier than foreheads, but it's neat to see that in coloring.
Here's my 4yo, outside in ~30F weather:
The patterns are clearer, especially at the edge of the cheeks.
Here's a different angle:
The gaps in the hair are neat, and you can see the bow on her headband clearly.
Here's the cat:
This all makes sense in hindsight, knowing that the face is less furry and that there are shifting parts in the body fur, but it's neat to see.
The kids were excited about how this lets you see back into the past. Here's heat-fingerprints on a window sill I touched:
The print from one socked foot and one bare foot:
A stand mixer that had been running:
A car that had been sitting for a long time:
One that was cold to the touch, but apparently had been run recently:
Less fun but more usefully you can also see where buildings are losing heat. I'm planing to take it out Sunday morning when it's ~4F here and assess our house, but in the meantime here's a nearby house losing heat through its basement:
If I look very closely I can just make out the framing inside the wall. I'll try this again when it's even colder, and if I'm lucky I can get a bunch of pictures showing where the studs are throughout our exterior walls.
I do wish there were a way to connect the sensor to modern image processing algorithms like my phone uses for its regular camera. Combining the information from several shots in quick succession could give much higher quality, and I feel my eye doing this automatically when watching it live on the phone screen. I guess I could take a video and then post-process?
2026-02-01 21:00:00
This post has spoilers for My Neighbor Totoro, Frozen, Bambi, and the Lion King
People at different stages of development enjoy different things in movies. Some of the best children's movies are able to make things scary or intense for the adults without being too much for little kids.
For example, in My Neighbor Totoro everyone is worried that a small child may have fallen in the lake: she's gone missing, they find a sandal floating in the pond, you see people dredging the pond looking for her, and it's very clear to adults and older kids that the worry is she has drowned. But to a little kid it's much less obvious; the actual dialog only says that they found a sandal. This gives a very intense and emotional scene, but only for people who can handle it.
Similarly, many kids' movies need to get the parents out of the way so the kids can be put in situations of unusual responsibility. Some are pretty blatant about this (ex: Bambi, The Lion King) and just very clearly kill the parent on screen, but Frozen handles it way better. You see, wordlessly, the parents boarding a ship, the ship in a storm, a big wave, no ship, a funeral, and then "Elsa gets to be queen!" Clear to adults, who can put the hints together and know what a funeral looks like, much less clear to kids.
There are lots of movies that manage this kind of differential targeting with humor, since it's relatively easy to add jokes that will go over the kids' heads, but I'd love to see more of this in other areas.
(Another one that comes to mind is the way the opening sequence of Up is very powerful to adults, while little kids just get "she got old and isn't around anymore." I don't think this one is handled quite as well, though, because unlike the scenes in Totoro and Frozen, it doesn't really fit with the rest of the movie.)
2026-01-29 21:00:00
Very few people have been on a plane performing a barrel roll, but we could fix this. Commercial aircraft could roll in revenue service, and if you had your window shade down you wouldn't even notice it.
While there are many ways to roll an airplane that would cause complete havoc inside the cabin, a barrel roll can be performed as a "1g" maneuver. With careful control of the aircraft, the forces can be balanced so that you only ever feel close to 1g of apparent gravity, and it always is pulling you down into your seat.
This was famously completed by Tex Johnston, without authorization, in a prototype Boeing 707. As acrobatic maneuvers go it's very safe, because the stresses on the airframe are minimal. We could update the programming on any modern airliner to allow the pilot to trigger a barrel roll, and it could smoothly move the plane through the whole process.
A major reason we wouldn't do that today is it's not worth it for the manufacturer: it would be a lot of work to ensure the code was completely correct. I wonder if as programming, validation, and evaluation continue to get more automated the cost of adding this and getting it through regulatory approval would get low enough that we might see some airlines use this in marketing?