2026-04-07 02:54:23
Watching an all-time great athlete fade into anonymity comes with a perverse sadness: a slow death on a public stage, with stakes that only matter because people have decided to lend it some fictive narrative purpose. In baseball, a sport that worships statistics if there were any, the feeling is at its worst while gritting through negative-WAR seasons and watching career batting averages tick below .300. Sometimes this comes with schadenfreude, with an athlete who was a particular terror back in her day, but surely nobody, really, can manufacture such resentment toward Mike Trout, a slam-dunk Hall of Famer who, by nature of baseball and signing a 12-year contract with the Los Angeles Angels, was never given the opportunity to terrorize anyone, at least not in a game that really, truly mattered.
Trout is now 34. He has played two-or-so full seasons, depending on how you count, since he was named the American League MVP in 2019. One of those seasons took place last year, in which he posted an OPS under .800 and did not play a single game in center field. Judging by the general history of the Angels, the most important singular moment of Trout's career will likely be his at-bat against Shohei Ohtani during the 2023 World Baseball Classic.
Which all made Mike Trout's start to this season feel a bit like a unicorn reappearing after a four-year-long hiatus. The most enjoyable part of early-season baseball is ignoring the wailing child crying about sample size and pretending that everything is meaningful. For those who crave a Trout resurgence, if just to see again what made him so great, he has put on a brilliant early showing. Even adjusting for Trout's lofty walking standards, he has been walking a lot because, even now, give Trout something to hit and he will hit it. Pitchers have barely been pitching to Trout, which has resulted in a pretty funny early heat map for the year, in which Trout's wOBA is precisely .000 for a third of the strike zone, including right down the middle of the plate.
2026-04-07 01:46:17
The Chicago Sky were supposed to be getting a franchise building block when they drafted Angel Reese with the seventh overall pick of the 2024 draft. Instead they ended up with a player who didn't even make it through her rookie deal. The Sky announced Monday morning that Reese had been traded to the Atlanta Dream, in exchange for two first-round picks and a second-round pick swap.
Devoid of certain context, this is a trade which the Sky could defend on its merits. While Reese was the best player on the team and an All-Star in each of her first two seasons, the Sky have won a total of 23 games since drafting her and are in desperate need of a rebuild. Then there's the way the 2025 season ended for Reese: with her being suspended for the first half of a game after she offered a sharp and accurate assessment of the franchise to the Chicago Tribune. It would be safe to assume that Reese wouldn't have been keen to continue her tenure in Chicago once she became a free agent, and so it stands to reason that the Sky would use her as a trade asset to try and kickstart their latest roster overhaul. They received 2027 and 2028 first-round picks from the Dream in today's trade.
That said, the Chicago Sky and merit are concepts as distant from each other as Earth and the Moon. This is possibly the worst organization in American pro sports. The Reese trade is a culmination of numerous managerial fuck-ups that have turned the Sky into the clowns of the WNBA. One reason the Sky might have been so desperate to get their hands on a 2027 first-round pick is because they already traded swap rights on their own first-round pick in that draft to the Washington Mystics. That swap was made as part of a trade in which the Sky received Ariel Atkins for the 2025 No. 3 draft pick, which the Mystics turned into All-Rookie guard Sonia Citron. Oh, and Chicago would've had the second overall pick in this year's draft, if not for a last-minute swap with the Minnesota Lynx right before last year's draft.
2026-04-07 01:32:00
A couple of Antetokounmpos took the court for the Milwaukee Bucks on Sunday, in a home win over the Memphis Grizzlies. Neither of them were the good Antetokounmpo. Thanasis, the second-oldest of the five brothers, played two minutes and scored a bucket. Alex, the youngest, played one minute in what was his fourth-ever NBA game, and also scored a bucket. The good Antetokounmpo, Giannis, was in street clothes, missing his 11th straight game since a calf strain. The Bucks say he cannot play because he is injured. Giannis says that he wants to play but the team is forcing him to sit out while healthy. The NBA is investigating the dispute under the Player Participation Policy, which allows the league to punish teams for sitting star players.
The policy, which was established by the NBA Board of Governors ahead of the 2023–24 season, addresses specifically what the Bucks are accused of doing: On the first page of the document, the policy says that teams "must refrain from any long-term shutdown (or near shutdown) whereby a star player ceases participating in games or begins to play a materially reduced role in circumstances affecting the integrity of the game." Further down, the policy reiterates that the league has discretion to "impose discipline" whenever a star player "stops playing (or, in the judgment of the league office, begins to play a materially reduced role) in circumstances affecting the integrity of the game."
At this time of year, it is very common for lousy NBA teams to shelve star-level players for injuries that under better circumstances would not be considered season-ending. The Utah Jazz and Washington Wizards recently made a trade-deadline business out of soaking up expensive stars who could soon be mothballed for minimally plausible rehabilitation reasons, so the policy has obviously not had the intended effect. For tanking teams, the incentives still dwarf the penalties described by the policy, which are limited to monetary fines that any good owner would happily eat. None of the ideas in commissioner Adam Silver's package of anti-tanking proposals stand the remotest chance of solving the problem. So long as there is a player draft, and the player draft is viewed as a pro-parity league-balancing necessity, there will be tanking.
2026-04-07 01:15:00
For as reassuring as it may be to know you have a world-spanning team of geniuses overseeing your well-being, the Artemis crew has to get a little annoyed by mission control sometimes, right? They're constantly in your ear and up your butt. They're nagging you to exercise when you're trying to do science stuff. They're making you use Outlook. They're waking you from your too-rare and too-short sleep by playing music, and then cutting it off right before the chorus, which you were looking forward to hearing! What those astronauts wouldn't do for just 40 blessed, dreadful minutes of silence. Good news, then.
The Orion spacecraft is nearly 250,000 miles from Earth, which you'd think would provide a little peace and quiet, but there's a whole lot of work to be done, and a whole lot of people back on the ground making sure the astronauts stick to their strict schedule. And today is a particularly loaded day. Late Sunday night, Orion entered the lunar sphere of gravitational influence, which means it's now being tugged on by the Moon more than it is by Earth. It'll use that gravity to swing around the far side of the Moon, and for about seven hours, they'll be close enough to undertake this mission's grandest visual science: detailed observations of the lunar surface.
Already we're getting some cool stuff. Because Orion is hurtling toward where the Moon will be, not where it is—like a quarterback leading his receiver—they've already got a slightly different angle on the Moon than we do here on Earth, where because we are tidally locked we see the same face of the Moon all the time. At the lower left of the photo atop this post, you can clearly see the Orientale Basin, a well-defined impact crater never before seen from this angle by human eyes. "It's clear that we are not on Earth because that feature is not all visible from Earth," pilot Victor Glover said.
2026-04-07 00:55:00
In December of 1995, Patrick Roy let in nine goals in half a game at home against the Detroit Red Wings. With the crowd getting on his case, and the team already in a spiral, Roy exited the ice and promptly told Canadiens brass that he would not be suiting up for Montreal again. A few days later, Roy got his wish with a trade to the Colorado Avalanche, who would go on to win the Stanley Cup that very season. Mario Tremblay's choice to leave Roy in net until he was soundly humiliated remains, over 30 years later, one of the most memorably consequential coaching decisions in NHL history.
Roy has had messier breakups than this weekend's, is what I'm saying. But Sunday's firing as head coach by the Islanders is still not how anyone wants to go out. With four games remaining in the regular season, and his team just a few inches out of the last wild card spot in the East, New York announced that they're taking Roy off the bench after a little over two years and replacing him with Pete DeBoer. Why would the club make such a drastic change with just a week's worth of high-stakes games left to play? The answer is more straightforward than it might initially appear.
2026-04-07 00:34:33
Sometimes circumstances force you to conclude that God bets. And while you may choose to question the existence of a deity, or more specifically wonder who or what it is that would book those bets, the evidence is still the evidence.
So let us walk you over to the Los Angeles Lakers, who spent the weekend getting worked over by the cosmos and its principal guide. First, Luka Doncic, in the midst of a late-season run to become the new heart and lungs of the team and a burgeoning MVP candidate, blows a hamstring bad enough that he will seek treatment in Europe in an attempt to shorten the expected six weeks' recovery time. Seemingly mere moments later, Austin Reaves succumbs to an oblique injury that the team announced on Saturday will also take him offline for a month and change. It is not relevant, or anyway we cannot prove that it is relevant, that all this happened after Reaves enjoyed this friendly exchange with a sympathetic Oklahoma City fan who may or may not have been a terrestrial representative of The Big Oom.
Under normal circumstances, we would simply note this as weirdly bad luck for a team that had lately emerged as a solid second-tier contender, if one a tick below true championship pedigree of the Oklahoma City Thunder, San Antonio Spurs, Boston Celtics, or, lately at least, the Atlanta Hawks. Doncic in particular had been ungodly before his injury, scoring a laughably absurd 600 points in the month of March, an average of 35.3 points per game. The Lakers won 15 of 17 games during that stretch, and had become worrisome to the general populace.
