2026-04-23 00:06:15
If you ever come across a 35-goal scorer with a chip on his shoulder bigger than the state of Florida, just turn around and skate the other way. Brandon Hagel has been a crucial piece of the Tampa Bay Lightning roster for over four years now—a wicked penalty killer and two-way forward who only grew in stature as a member of the Bolts' vaunted offensive attack with the departure of Steven Stamkos in 2024 and the injury that Brayden Point suffered earlier this season. He racked up 90 points in a breakout campaign last year, and this time around he scored a new career high of 36 goals as the Lightning made their ninth straight playoffs. Hagel's development since he was traded from Chicago symbolizes how Tampa has maintained its winning ways in the age of salary cap crunches. He's a downright bargain on a long-term deal while putting up superstar numbers. But the 27-year-old from Saskatchewan still carries himself like a third-line grinder stung by all the teams that passed on him when he was younger.
“I’ve been kicked in the head a lot,” he told The Athletic this week.
It's not clear if that's entirely metaphorical. Hagel already made an international name for himself when he squared off with his Panther foil Matthew Tkachuk at the very beginning of USA-Canada during the 4 Nations last year. But if you still didn't know who he was at the start of this Canadiens-Lightning first-round series, he's made himself impossible to ignore. In Game 1, he contributed a pair of goals, including the one that sent the teams to overtime in an eventual Lightning loss. In Game 2, Hagel found the net first with a kind of screw-it-why-not shot from distance, then picked up an assist in the third period with a critical play to keep the puck from leaving the zone ahead of Nikita Kucherov's equalizer. In between those two standout moments in Tampa's 3-2 overtime win, Hagel got extremely rowdy, notching a Gordie Howe hat trick while further establishing himself as the guy whose smirk every Canadiens player wants to erase.
2026-04-22 23:43:28
Ciao e buongiorno! This week on the show, we welcomed back your friend and ours Giri Nathan to talk about the NBA playoffs and some other stuff. As to the former: Our discussion took place hours after Giri's beloved Knicks and also beloved Nuggets lost at home in a pair of Game 2s, and those two games took up the bulk of the discussion. We also got to Harry's impression of Jordan Peterson crying about SGA's free throws, my beach-informed theory of the Lakers–Celtics rivalry, and Giri's Nikola Jokic expertise.
As to the other stuff: We also had a lengthy discussion of a16z's horrible new TBPN clone, and the ways it is and is not the future of media, and what that means. We closed the show with some tennis chat, before some guys digging in the street severed Giri's internet connection. This was a fun one!
2026-04-22 23:18:02
Two underfunded and underperforming D.C.-based operations, the Washington Nationals and the National Park Service, showed their asses on social media this week.
The Nats’ Twitter team got the ball rolling with a video that attempted to be ha-ha funny by asking players and a broadcaster to name their “favorite store on the National Mall.” This is part of the cancer spreading across sports social media staffs, where lots of time and alleged creativity is spent making everybody look and feel dumb. The “joke” is … there are no stores at the National Mall! Gotcha! It’s a national park, not a retail outpost! Get it?
“National Mall, where’s that?” says shortstop C.J. Abrams.
2026-04-22 22:26:37
Billy Donovan seemed all set to become the dominant figure in the Chicago Bulls' basketball hierarchy, having not only outlasted the team's head of basketball operations and its general manager but getting an oversold but still noticeable vote of approval from the person who just fired them. Those two ex-executives were Arturas Karnisovas and Marc Eversley, and the instrument of their pink slips was Michael Reinsdorf, son of the owner and the current president and CEO. When Reinsdorf said, "If I interview someone and they're not sold on Billy, they're not sold on a Hall of Fame coach," he was crowning the team's new sub-boss.
And so when Reinsdorf said, "If Billy wants to be our coach and someone's not interested in that, then they're probably not the right candidate for us," nobody took the alternate reality in the first part seriously. The Bulls are the Bulls, and that means a decade of torpid mediocrity, with minimal postseason participation (two series, both lost) and an average winning percentage of .426, the equivalent of a 35-47 record. Still, an NBA head coaching job is an NBA head coaching job, and security in an insecure structure is not to be scoffed at.
And yet Donovan scoffed it away barely two weeks later, saying he was done with the Bulls of his own volition rather than take his chances with a new boss. The decision feels like the choice of someone who sees only a cul de sac where Reinsdorf wants to see open highway, but you go with what you know. Where Donovan ends up will be the subject of its own rounds of speculation, but one job rises above all the others as a point of conjecture, and what is American sports more than people who don't know things guessing at the futures of those who do?
2026-04-22 22:00:36
After unceasing complaints from drivers, fans, teams, and team principals, along with a healthy dose of outside humiliation, the FIA and various Formula 1 manufacturing authorities took the opportunity of no April races to implement overhauls to the vastly unpopular 2026 regulations. The "refinements," as the official FIA news release calls them, were released on Monday, April 20, and are—with one exception—to be implemented immediately in the Miami Grand Prix on the weekend of May 3. They focus on three main issues: the prevalence of superclipping in qualifying, safety concerns with energy deployment, and race start procedure.
F1 technical details are usually quite confusing and overly particular, but with the minutiae of the new engine regulations, they feel especially ticky-tacky this year. There have also been a lot of separate complaints that are a bit difficult to wrap your head entirely around. So, here is an explainer of all the upcoming changes to the sport, previous technical knowledge not required.
Are the 2026 regulations actually ass, or is it shameless politicking?
2026-04-22 21:24:17
The U.S. Department of Defense will no longer mandate flu vaccination for military service members or civilian personnel, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Tuesday, in a tweeted video that nothing shy of a credible imminent threat to murder my entire family could make me watch. Vaccination, according to a portion of the video quoted on the department's website, will be issued only to those who "believe that the flu vaccine is in your best interest." America's drunkest sweaty tryhard touts this move, in his tweet, as "restoring freedom to our Joint Force."
Ah yes, freedom and your individual best interest, famously what military service is all about. Will Hegseth's military issue heavy packs only to those warfighters who believe carrying 65 pounds on their back is in their best interest? Will it only give high-risk orders to those soldiers who regard death at age 23 as compatible with their personal ambitions? What do you suppose will happen to the next civilian Department of Defense employee who declares loyalty-check polygraph tests inconsistent with their personal beliefs?
Apropos of nothing, influenza killed more than 45,000 American soldiers during the "Spanish flu" pandemic of 1918–20, including nearly 16,000 who were deployed to France and fighting World War I. Had the flu vaccine been available then, any American serviceperson who refused it would have had their ass booted through the roof of their mouth. Hegseth has talked a lot about maximizing the lethality of America's service members; credit him, I suppose, for taking a true yes-and approach to the challenge.
