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An Elegy for the Kennedy Center

2026-03-20 05:06:02

2026-03-19T20:40:00.979Z

The other day, I went to the John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts, as the institution was originally known, to say goodbye to the place where I first felt music’s full power. There, in the late nineteen-seventies and early eighties, I witnessed Antal Doráti unleashing the National Symphony and the University of Maryland Chorus in Mahler’s “Resurrection” Symphony; Erich Leinsdorf marshalling the New York Philharmonic in whiplash Richard Strauss; the august Bach authority Karl Richter presiding over the Mass in B Minor; and, not least, Angela Lansbury generating comic terror in “Sweeney Todd.” My parents were chamber-music people, but a friend of my father’s gave me tickets to the big-league items. Although I can’t claim to recall the performances in detail—I was between ten and twelve—their echoes have never left my mind.

On March 16th, the board of trustees of the Kennedy Center capitulated to President Donald Trump’s plan to close the complex this summer for a supposedly essential two-year-long renovation. “I’m not ripping it down,” Trump has said. “I’ll be using the steel. So we’re using the structure. We’re using some of the marble, and some of the marble comes down.” The vagueness is ominous. Trump made similar assurances before ordering the demolition of the East Wing of the White House. No one should be surprised if Edward Durell Stone’s streamlined modernist shoebox changes beyond recognition. When the Kennedy Center opened, in 1971, the architecture critic Ada Louise Huxtable, finding the design a little too redolent of Albert Speer’s fascist monumentalism, described it as “gemütlich Speer.” We may now get echt Speer.

In the hierarchy of horrors that Trump has inflicted on the nation and the world, the violation of the Kennedy Center ranks fairly low, yet it deserves attention all the same. He has extruded his name onto a memorial to a slain President: the main façade bears the legend “The Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.” It’s not only stomach-churning but also head-scratching. Memorials are reserved for the dead, while Trump is, as of this writing, still alive. Inside, though, you see few traces of the chairman’s presence. Quotations from Kennedy’s speeches are still etched into the walls. It struck me that the real reason for the so-called renovation might be to curtail Kennedy’s representation and to augment Trump’s. Which of the current President’s utterances will be suitable for engraving? “i could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and shoot somebody”? “they’re poisoning the blood of our country”? “i was not a fan of rob reiner at all, in any way, shape, or form”?

Preceding the physical evisceration of the Kennedy Center has been an evacuation of its cultural substance. Trump’s narcissistic obsession with the place, together with the miasmic hatefulness of his words and actions, has caused artists to flee en masse. Renée Fleming, Philip Glass, Béla Fleck, the San Francisco Ballet, the Martha Graham Dance Company, and the “Hamilton” company, among others, have cancelled dates. Washington National Opera, previously one of the center’s resident organizations, has migrated to George Washington University. The groups that remain, notably the National Symphony, have experienced plummeting attendance. Richard Grenell, whom Trump put in charge of the center last year, managed it with belligerent ineptitude, alienating even MAGA apparatchiks. If the plan had been to run the Kennedy Center into the ground so completely that shutting it down was the only option, Grenell aced the assignment. His place has since been taken by a young man named Matt Floca, whom Trump has praised as a “pro at construction.”

Tempting as it is to blame Trump for the Kennedy Center’s fate, he does not bear sole responsibility. The idea of a national arts center was always more of a noble dream than a reality. Kennedy’s own reputation as an arts patron rang a little hollow; most of the work was done by his impeccably cultured wife, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Few Presidents, in fact, have had much time for the performing arts. Harry Truman and Jimmy Carter are the most recent ones to take a serious interest in classical music. (I met Carter in 1977, when his daughter, Amy, gave a Suzuki violin recital at a church near our house, in Northwest D.C. I was nine, and received a misleading impression of what people in power are like.) The Kennedy Center Honors, which once recognized the likes of Aaron Copland, Martha Graham, and Leontyne Price, became a site of celebrity worship long before Trump handed a medal to Sylvester Stallone. Hopes that Bill Clinton and Barack Obama would seriously boost the traditional arts largely came to naught. Cultural capital resides almost entirely in the pop realm, and politicians bow before it.

As a New Yorker cartoon by Jonathan Rosen noted, the death rattle of the Kennedy Center happened to coincide with a flap over comments made by the non-Oscar-winning actor Timothée Chalamet, who, in conversation with Matthew McConaughey, said, “I don’t want to be working in ballet, or opera, or things where it’s, like, ‘Hey, keep this thing alive, even though it’s like no one cares about this any more.’ ” Nathan Lane dryly observed that Chalamet said all this while promoting a movie about Ping-Pong—another pursuit of no interest to huge numbers of people. What’s striking is Chalamet’s use of the phrase “no one.” Millions attend ballet and opera performances every year, but the number is too small to satisfy Chalamet’s idea of success, and so he rounds it down to zero. This contempt for the minority is antithetical to democratic thinking. Like it or not, Chalamet finds himself on the same page as Trump.

On my most recent visit to Kennedy Center, I attended a concert by the PostClassical Ensemble, which, since 2003, has been presenting thematic programs that emphasize broader artistic and political contexts. This was PostClassical’s farewell to the center before it, too, moves on to other venues, and the event was sold out. To be sure, it took place in the Terrace Theatre, which has four hundred and ninety seats—an unimpressive number if you are seeking global domination but more than respectable if you are examining connections between music and the visual arts in Berlin in the nineteen-twenties.

Ángel Gil-Ordóñez, who conducts the PostClassical Ensemble, and Drew Lichtenberg, a guest curator for the evening, avoided any direct political comments, but the selections spoke clearly enough on their own. We heard Kurt Weill’s “Oil Music,” a satire of the oil industry, and Hanns Eisler and Bertolt Brecht’s “The Ballad of §218,” an attack on German anti-abortion legislation. The audience seemed in tune with the implicit message. One young guy was wearing a “resist” T-shirt. A distinguished-looking white-haired gentleman sported a bright-blue cap with the legend “make lying wrong again.” But no one was expecting to start an uprising. What mattered was the freshness of the programming and the spark of the performances—above all, the sly, idiomatic singing of the soprano Melissa Wimbish.

A few days earlier, I went to Lisner Auditorium, at George Washington University, to see Washington National Opera’s production of Scott Joplin’s “Treemonisha,” which the great ragtime composer wrote in his later years, in the hope of gaining admission to the classical arena. Here, too, the audience was in a punchy mood. When Timothy O’Leary, the company’s general director, came out onstage, he received perhaps the most raucous ovation I have ever heard bestowed on an arts administrator. It was testimony not only to the logistical difficulty of what O’Leary and Francesca Zambello, W.N.O.’s artistic director, have achieved—moving an opera company on short notice is no easy matter—but also to the spirit of independence in which it was done. When O’Leary began to say something about “creative freedom,” cheers drowned him out. This wasn’t just empty rhetoric. Staging a pioneering opera by a Black composer is the sort of enterprise that Grenell liked to dismiss as “D.E.I. bullshit.”

I’d never seen “Treemonisha” live, and, despite the awkwardness of the libretto (Joplin wrote it himself), I found myself falling for its fairy-tale vision of a bright young woman who defeats forces of superstition and assumes leadership of her community. Joplin withholds true rag stylings until the very end, when he unveils the casually majestic “A Real Slow Drag.” Its refrain, “Marching onward, marching onward,” is a reminder, perhaps, that progress can be gruellingly slow. The mezzo-soprano Denyce Graves directed the show with an eye toward brilliance of color and vigor of movement; Viviana Goodwin and Justin Austin led a spirited cast, with Kedrick Armstrong conducting and Damien Sneed handling the arrangements. Opening this weekend at W.N.O. is Robert Ward’s “The Crucible,” an adaptation of Arthur Miller’s ever-renewable allegory of the Salem witch trials.

If W.N.O. had a difficult time extracting itself from the Kennedy Center, the National Symphony faces even tougher obstacles. W.N.O. had been financially affiliated with the complex only since 2011; the National Symphony has had such a relationship for decades. Adding to its crisis is the fact that Jean Davidson, the orchestra’s executive director, is leaving for Los Angeles. Nonetheless, the orchestra has a formidable artistic leader in the conductor Gianandrea Noseda, who has introduced new purpose and polish to the ensemble. While some patrons have fled, others are working to save the institution; a “musical salon” was held at the Watergate Hotel in February, with National Symphony musicians participating. One major challenge will be finding a suitable venue for future performances.

The most determined opposition to Trump’s defilement of the Kennedy Center has come from Representative Joyce Beatty, an Ohio Democrat who is an ex-officio board member of the complex. In a typically Trumpian ploy, the board changed its rules last year so that ex-officio members could not vote; it also tried to prevent Beatty from attending its recent meeting about the renovation. Beatty successfully sued for the right to show up and speak. Although she still wasn’t allowed to vote, Beatty took the opportunity to deliver a warning to the trustees. She reported telling them: “Think about if you were building your office, building your home, and you had not received any information, and the day before deciding the budget, the money, the needs, the ramifications, you signed off on it.” According to Beatty, dead silence followed. Then the board rubber-stamped the entire scheme. Earlier, Trump had discussed his ideas for the center, which include, apparently, marble armrests. 

Daily Cartoon: Thursday, March 19th

2026-03-19 23:06:02

2026-03-19T14:54:43.645Z
A “Mission Impossible” movie poster features members of the Trump Administration amid flames.
Cartoon by Brendan Loper

The Unravelling of Dubai as a Safe Haven

2026-03-19 19:06:02

2026-03-19T10:00:00.000Z

In 1999, Fatima Nedaei, a thirty-six-year-old widow in Tehran, decided that it was time for her family to leave Iran. She had long bristled at the idea of raising her children in such a restrictive environment—a society remade by the 1979 Iranian Revolution, which had gutted civil liberties, and destabilized the region. When Nedaei’s husband was still alive, she had broached the possibility of leaving. But he had refused, and, under Iranian law at the time, a married woman typically needed her husband’s consent to obtain travel documents. It was after he died, several years later, that she began making arrangements to emigrate.

“She was very brave,” her son Mohammad told me recently. “She was the only one in the family who decided to leave Iran. Everyone was against her decision. But she wanted her children to grow up in a safe and open country.”

Mohammad was fifteen when his mother moved their family to Dubai. At the time, it was a simple city with a low-rise skyline: a mix of old Arabian markets, construction zones, and large swaths of desert. As a city in the United Arab Emirates, an Islamic Arab country, it felt culturally familiar to them, coming from the Persian world. But it had an openness—and a sense of safety and possibility—that made it distinct from Tehran.

Nedaei, who had run a beauty business in Tehran, opened a cosmetics-trading company in Dubai, importing beauty products and distributing them to retailers across the region. She died in 2010, and Mohammad took over the business, expanding and parlaying it into other investments. By then, Dubai had started to change; it was gaining global prominence. A large plot of land, which children sometimes used as a makeshift football field, was now the foundation for the Burj Khalifa, the tallest structure in the world. The Dubai Mall was built right next door; in 2011, it was the most visited shopping center in the world, attracting more than fifty-four million people. “We watched everything transform,” Mohammad recalled. “I wasn’t upset about the change. I was curious. I could see the future.” His city became almost unrecognizable, but what remained was the promise of safety—so uncompromised that people from all over the world felt comfortable visiting and immigrating there.

That all changed on February 28th, when Iran, under attack from the U.S. and Israel, launched retaliatory strikes at U.S. bases in Arab states, triggering conflict with at least ten countries in the region. Most of the projectiles headed toward Dubai were destroyed by air-defense systems, but falling debris hit part of Dubai International Airport, injuring airport staff, and ignited fires at Fairmont The Palm and the Burj Al Arab, two luxury hotels. Another fire broke out at facilities near Jebel Ali Port, the biggest port in the Middle East.

For Mohammad, the assault by his home country has stirred decades-old memories of being a child in Tehran during the Iran-Iraq War. “I remember the sound,” he told me. “I remember the bombing.” He said that he is still in shock.

When I asked Mohammad what has kept him in Dubai all these years, he didn’t mention the skyscrapers or the landmarks. He spoke about the thrill of watching something be built in real time, and the sense of belonging he felt in the city. “Most people ask me today, ‘Why are you staying? There is nothing here,’ ” he said. “I tell them, ‘There is a future.’ ” Still, that future is becoming increasingly uncertain. Iran has launched more than nineteen hundred missiles and drones at the U.A.E. since the start of the war. Although the physical damage in Dubai has been limited, in comparison to other cities in the region, the attacks—and their emotional toll—have persisted. Three weeks into the conflict, on March 16th, a fuel tank at the Dubai International Airport was hit by a drone strike. “All of us, we are worried about what’s going to happen,” Mohammad said.

If you look up “Dubai,” you’ll find footage of sprawling shopping complexes, glass towers, and influencers posing next to infinity pools with cocktails in hand. You might also come across an array of headline-grabbing projects that the city has championed over the years, from the creation of artificial islands to sending a mission to Mars—an attempt to position itself as the pinnacle of innovation and luxury, a place where the future arrives early. This year, in partnership with Elon Musk’s Boring Company, the city began building the Dubai Loop, an underground high‑speed transit network. Dubai has also been staking its claim on artificial intelligence, weaving A.I. into government services, health care, finance and urban infrastructure—a subject that officials have mentioned at every single opportunity.

But the glittery and more extravagant aspects of Dubai have long concealed the realities of the hard work that underpins the city. For more than a century, people have come from across the Gulf, the broader Middle East, and from all over the world, searching not for glamour but for economic opportunity and political stability. As of 2026, Dubai’s population is estimated to be around three million people, with only about ten to fifteen per cent Emirati nationals and the rest expatriates from more than two hundred different countries, including large communities of Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Filipinos, Lebanese, Egyptians, Jordanians, and Syrians.

My parents, two young Egyptians trying to build a life and start a family, moved to Dubai, from Cairo, in 1986. My father was a journalist who had received a job offer from a newspaper based in the U.A.E. “I didn’t even know what Dubai was,” he recalled. “But my boss at the time suggested I try my luck there.” Over the years, our family would go back and forth between Cairo and Dubai, though I would spend most of my childhood in the latter. My sisters and I attended British-curriculum schools, where our classrooms were filled with students who had similarly come from other countries.

Then, as now, there was a large population of Iranians in the city. (Estimates suggest that there are roughly half a million Iranian nationals in the U.A.E., most of whom live in Dubai.) In the late nineteenth century, Persian merchants began moving to Dubai, attracted to the city’s favorable trade policies; not long after, Sheikh Maktoum bin Hasher Al Maktoum, then the ruler of Dubai, declared the city a tax-free port. These merchants largely settled along the Dubai Creek, building wind-tower houses that still stand today, in what’s known as the Bastakiya district—named for Bastak, the town where some of the merchants hailed from. “They never lost their connections to their communities in Iran, speaking the same languages—mostly variants of Achomi or Larestani, which derive from Old Persian—and often funding the building of mosques and other public amenities in their villages,” Arash Azizi, an Iranian Canadian historian and author, told me. “Their networks remain intact to this day, connecting communities in Iran’s Hormozgan Province to Dubai on to London, South Asia, and other places.”

These merchants helped shape the commercial culture that would come to define Dubai, linking the city’s port to markets in Persia and across the Indian Ocean, and transforming the city into a regional entrepôt—a hub where goods from multiple continents were bought, sold, and sent onward. Dubai has also served as a kind of economic pressure valve for Iran, ever since Western sanctions were first imposed in 1979. As those sanctions tightened, throughout the two-thousands and twenty-tens, cutting Iranian businesses off from global banking and trade routes, Dubai’s proximity to Iran—and the large number of Iranian merchants who lived there—made the city a natural workaround. Many Iranians established shell companies in Dubai and hired Dubai-based companies for shipping and handling, Azizi explained. “But since the U.A.E. is aligned with the U.S., it also often tried to crack down on this route, and was pressured to do so by the West,” he added. There have been numerous cases, over the years, of the U.S. and U.A.E. investigating, prosecuting, and even sentencing individuals and companies who have tried to use Dubai as a resource to evade Western sanctions on Iran.

When I was growing up in nineteen-nineties Dubai, tensions between the U.S., Israel, and Iran regularly dominated the news. One evening, I remember overhearing my parents discussing what might happen if the U.S. went to war with Iran. My mother read that Iran threatened to burn American bases in the Gulf. My parents looked at each other and agreed that even if that were to happen, we would stay.

Ultimately, the biggest cause for fear in our household was not regional instability but the precariousness of expatriate life itself. The right to remain in Dubai was tied to employer sponsorship or business ownership—which is to say, our life there was conditional. Everything depended on my father’s job. If he lost it, we would have to go back to Cairo, and this did happen, for a stretch in 2002, though we were eventually able to return to Dubai. This dynamic—where the life you had constructed in Dubai could suddenly vanish—produced a peculiar kind of society, one in which the city was as much a home as a kind of limbo. The employer-sponsorship requirement, known as the kafala system, was also exploited by some employers, who restricted their workers’ job mobility, withheld their passports or pay, or threatened them with deportation. Over the past decade, the U.A.E. has addressed some of these abuses through a series of reforms—removing the blanket requirement for employers to provide a “no-objection certificate” when changing jobs, banning passport confiscation, and expanding worker protections and mobility within the labor market, among other things.

The U.A.E. has also taken steps in recent years to dismantle the architecture of impermanence that defined life in the country for so long. It is still difficult for foreigners to obtain citizenship, but the Golden Visa, introduced in 2019 and expanded significantly after the COVID-19 pandemic, allowed certain foreigners—such as investors, entrepreneurs, health-care workers, scientists, and artists—to live in the U.A.E. for five or ten years without sponsorship from an employer, and with the ability to renew the visa. Skilled freelancers and remote workers can now obtain their own visas, as can retirees who meet specific financial requirements. For a city built on the premise that belonging was always temporary, these were not small adjustments. They were, for many, the first real invitation to stay.

After Iran began attacking the U.A.E., many residents, along with tourists who happened to be in the country at the time, scrambled to find a way out. Thousands of flights were cancelled or diverted, owing to airspace closures across the Gulf. Even when flights did become available, tickets were astronomically expensive; airlines have been charging people stranded in the Middle East up to twenty times the normal fare to leave the region.

For those unable to secure flights, the only option was the road. Many attempted the long drive to neighboring Oman or Saudi Arabia, hoping to catch onward flights from airports in Muscat or Riyadh. The U.A.E., which was also planning to launch a new train system to Saudi Arabia, later this year, tested the rail service early, deploying three emergency trains to move stranded passengers.

In the midst of this attempted mass exodus, though, Tazeen Jafri, a thirty-five–year-old public-relations consultant, said that she and her husband made the decision to stay exactly where they were. “The first thing that came to our minds was not to leave at all,” she told me.

In the nineteen-seventies, Jafri’s father, who is from Pakistan, had moved his family to Oman. A decade later, they relocated to the U.A.E. The family lived in Sharjah, a city that borders Dubai, in a small five-story apartment building. It was surrounded by other low buildings, open roads, and a local park, which served as the neighborhood’s unofficial living room. Jafri and her siblings would spend hours playing outside, skating or cycling, or running through the building’s corridors with children from neighboring apartments.

The Sharjah Corniche, known as Buhaira—which runs along a lagoon in the northeastern part of the city—offered a particular kind of magic. In the morning, Jafri and her siblings would go to school in Dubai, and in the evenings, the family would often walk to the waterfront, where soft-serve ice-cream trucks were allowed to park and sell their cones for one dirham (about $0.27) or less. “It was literally the highlight of our day,” Jafri recalled. (Actually, it was my highlight, too, back then.)

In 2018, Jafri married a fellow-Pakistani who had also been raised in the U.A.E. They have two children together: a daughter, who is four years old, and a one year old son. Jafri told me that when Dubai erupted with the sounds of missiles being intercepted, her children were oblivious—they registered it as construction noise.

Her family’s safety is Jafri’s highest priority, but she said that she was also worried about the economic disruption brought on by the regional war. When Iran first attacked Dubai, many residents were surprised, because the Gulf Cooperation Council (G.C.C.) had long been working to repair relations with Iran. But if Iran’s strategy is to cause as much economic pain as possible, then Dubai’s prominence as a regional financial hub makes it an attractive target. To strike Dubai is to strike at its financial networks, which extend far beyond the city itself.

In recent days, drones have detonated near the Dubai International Financial Center, the glass-and-steel district that houses many of the city’s international banks. (Some firms told employees to work remotely.) Even small attacks can ripple outward psychologically through the city’s banks, ports, and airports, unsettling the dense web of commerce which has helped make the Emirates a crossroads for global money.

The psychic effects may prove as consequential as the physical threats. Much online chatter has focussed on whether social-media influencers—the glossy unofficial ambassadors of Dubai—will think twice before returning. But the more serious question concerns the city’s reputation as a stable financial center, where investors and corporations have long assumed that regional unrest would remain at a distance. In an interview with Bloomberg, the Goldman Sachs economist Farouk Soussa said that the U.A.E economy could “contract” by five per cent if the conflict continues. Hesitations from investors could also lead to many workers in Dubai losing their jobs, potentially forcing them to return to the home countries that they were trying to escape.

U.A.E. officials have condemned Iran’s attacks as a flagrant violation of sovereignty, while also emphasizing that air-defense systems have intercepted most incoming missiles, and that the country’s financial and commercial infrastructure continues to function. Officials have also been trying to boost morale, offering residents free entry to popular attractions, such as the Dubai Miracle Garden—known for its enormous floral arrangements—and launching a mental-health hotline.

Yet the crisis that the country is trying to avoid has already materialized in the empty parking lots and events cancellations, and in the WhatsApp groups filled with people asking which road to Oman is moving fastest, or what to do if debris falls on your apartment building. The question of how and whether to leave the U.A.E. has also created an awkward situation in a country with more than two hundred nationalities. The United States, Australia, and the United Kingdom have all arranged chartered flights to evacuate their citizens from Dubai, and the wider Middle East. But leaving isn’t as straightforward for many other residents, including non-citizens who are dependent on employer-sponsored visas and who do not have the backing of their companies—or the governments of their home countries—to leave. The calculus is even grimmer for residents whose home countries are also conflict zones; staying in the U.A.E. might seem like the safer gamble. A shopkeeper at the Mall of the Emirates told me that, even with the city under assault, she prefers to stay in Dubai. “It’s still safer here than Rwanda,” she said.

For many of these residents, Dubai is their home, even if they’re not citizens. “If I were to go back to Iran, I would feel like a foreigner,” Mohammad said. “Everything I have is here—my friends, my network, my memories.” 

The Trad-est Wife

2026-03-19 19:06:02

2026-03-19T10:00:00.000Z

Recently, my six children under the age of ten told me that they wanted Pop-Tarts. Because I’m a trad wife, I’ve raised my kids in a very classical manner and have no idea how they’d even heard of Pop-Tarts! But I decided I would give them my traditional spin on the treat.

I started with the first step of any traditional recipe: screaming. The sun had just gone down and, like any modest housewife, I’ve taught my children to fear that the sun, once gone, may never return. This is the only way to keep your food truly organic. And it’s an easy way to let the kiddos be part of the process. All my children love to scream! Screaming is one of their favorite classes when I homeschool them in our School Basin.

We prepare to cook not by washing our hands with soap and water. Germs are a modern fad—in our household, we don’t believe in anything smaller than an acorn. And we keep many acorns around for reference, which is why I crafted an acorn bowl from the skull of a coyote that I shot with a cannon. But we are very sanitary. We open all the windows and get the bad air out of the kitchen and into the nearby Alo Yoga store where it belongs. Then my little ones clean their hands by dunking them into hot sand and rinsing them with children’s wine.

By this point in the Pop-Tarts process, the kids were so excited to start the recipe. Though a couple had to sit this one out: baby Mercy has rubella and baby Rubella has “grocer’s itch.”

I’d decided to make a fruit filling for the Pop-Tarts, so I needed to plan ahead. Most fruits are genetically modified—a huge no-no—so my kids and I just dug through whatever animal dung was nearby to see if there were any usable berries. Like the pillows I embroider with my own hair say: “If it didn’t kill a bear, it’s good for you!”

To make the crusts for the tarts, I first publicly claimed that all of my female neighbors within a thirty-mile radius were witches. I wouldn’t want any of them to blight my wheat crops. Plus, if they were to tempt my husband, he would not be able to provide my family with a home or finely aged children’s wine.

The dough needs to rise after kneading, so I returned the children to the School Basin for their lessons. We go through all the standards: Biblical Penmanship, Apron Humility, Faith-Based Math, Husband-Washing. Little Scarlet Fever is a prodigy at Stove.

I needed some dairy for the glaze. You are free to use whatever milk you prefer, though I find the milk of the oldest animals on earth to be the most traditional. The Greenland shark has been around for about 2.34 million years, so I really like that one. It’s hard to find a shark’s nipples but, like my other hair-embroidered pillows say: “If you squeeze any animal hard enough, you’ll get milk out of somewhere!

We used an open flame in the back yard to bake the Pop-Tarts. Unfortunately, a neighbor from a few miles off saw the flame and assumed I set it with witchcraft. I like her, but now I have to counter-accuse her of witchcraft. My daughters helped—they love the part where they get to say that they saw her taking part in the He-Goat’s Sabbath!

I always clean up as I go, making liberal use of my all-purpose spray. The spray gets used for everything: cleaning, hydration, disciplining the children. I do not know what is in the spray. My great-great-great-grandmother speaks of the spray with reverence in her diaries. I fear that the spray is not God’s spray but the Devil’s spray—my own mother sprayed me in the face with it when I was fourteen and never again have I been able to see the color blue.

And there you go! A mere sixteen years after they asked, my kiddos’ homemade, traditional Pop-Tarts were ready. They loved them! My eldest even shared one with his daughter! ♦

The Pentagon Wants an Obedient A.I. Soldier. Will It Get One?

2026-03-19 08:06:02

2026-03-18T23:00:00.000Z

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The New Yorker staff writer Gideon Lewis-Kraus joins Tyler Foggatt to discuss the escalating standoff between the A.I. company Anthropic and the Department of War. They consider recent reporting on the use of Claude—Anthropic’s family of large language models—in military operations in Venezuela and Iran, and how that news has pushed the company’s relationship with the Pentagon to a breaking point. They also explore how the tech industry is responding to the conflict between the Trump Administration and Anthropic, and the thorny question of whether A.I. should be subject to greater safeguards and more oversight than previous technological innovations.

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Trump’s Mass-Detention Campaign,” by Jonathan Blitzer

How Should We Remember the Hippies?,” by Jay Caspian Kang

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Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, March 18th

2026-03-19 00:06:02

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Two dogs watch Donald Trump on a live news broadcast.
“Only twenty-one more years.”
Cartoon by Enrico Pinto