2026-08-14 05:23:29
On the plus side, it wasn't as bad as last year. On the minus side, it was still pretty bad.
Look, I'm clearly – clearly – not the intended audience for the 'Made by Google' events. But then again, shouldn't I be? I'm a sort of tech-obsessed user that upgrades my smartphone every year. Yes, that's been an iPhone for the past 19 years,1 but I often tend to buy a Pixel device too because I'm curious! Yes, that's crazy. And yes, I'm not at all a typical user. But with the cards – and devices – played right, I could, theoretically, be someone who moves to a Pixel phone as my primary device one day, right?2
I mean, not if I'm watching this presentation.
Again, Trevor Noah was a far better MC than Jimmy Fallon was last year. But the bar was so comically low – pun actually intended – that almost anyone would have been an upgrade. Sure, my own personal preferences naturally finds Noah funnier than Fallon, but he also just seemed decidedly more chill than Fallon and, as such, a lot of his jokes were actually funnier. Of course those jokes were almost always ruined by the Google employees he was playing against. And it's hard to blame them, they're not comedians nor actors. But they are asked to be here.
It's a fucking weird strategy for a product unveiling!
Again, clearly I'm not the audience. But who that audience is, I don't know. People who are fans of the various celebrities they showcased, I guess. But even then, is that really a good acquisition strategy? How much are they paying these people to hawk these products and how many purchases will it actually lead to? Clearly Google can measure this. Are they? Or are they just hoping for some kind of halo effect? Are they just hoping for more views on YouTube? What's the ROI?
I would like to give Google credit for trying something different. This is not an Apple keynote. But I gave them credit for that last year. It didn't work, yet they doubled down. Again, Noah is an upgrade over Fallon, but the format just doesn't work. At least for me. And I assume for many. It just feels like an infomercial.
It's like when Meta has tried to do keynotes with laughably scripted "candid" conversations. But at least those were actual Meta employees who, script aside, were presumably actually excited about what was launching. Here, half of the presenters were actors and/or celebrities. Are they genuinely excited about new Pixel products? Maybe. But also maybe mainly because they're getting paid to be excited about them. Start the countdown to shots of them in the wild using iPhones...
The other half of the presenters were actual Google employees, but they were faced with the impossible task of acting against professionals. Just like last year, they were actually better at it, but still failed because it all just looks so scripted. Because it was so scripted! What is the point?!
At least the events are live! (Aside from the many pre-recorded videos Noah would tee-up throughout.) As such, they do feel actually more alive than the last several years of Apple events. But again, sort of in an awkward way here.
Staging aside, there was also this weird undercurrent throughout the event, constantly highlighted by Noah, which boiled down to: we know we promised the last wave of AI was cool, but didn't really do much for you, but this time, it's really cool. Okay, but why would anyone buy that, quite literally, this time?3
Noah veers between seemingly improvising well – as you'd hope! – to awkwardly being forced to come back to the script. And again, that just serves to undermine the entire "performance".4 Is he actually excited about any of this? Even if he is, when we're asked to believe that he knows these random Google product managers well, casually sitting on the couch with them, it just all feels so fake.5
It's like Google doesn't quite understand what actually makes an Apple keynote work. It's not the current, slick variety. It's the history behind them dating to when Steve Jobs would be on stage, clearly excited and enthusiastic about what he was showcasing. That's what translates and what people want to see. In that regard, hiring actors to do this is the opposite of the point.
1 Yes, even for the 11 of those years that I worked at Google. Sorry, Google!
2 I can't decide if it was weird or smart to set up Alex Cooper as the Switcher-in-Residence. If it's legit, probably smart. But again, better not capture any shots of her with an iPhone!
3 Also, it all honestly felt decidedly AI-lite versus what you'd expect?!
4 The parts with his fellow South African, Noel, while obviously staged, were also the best. Fun/funny banter.
5 Which is honestly a bit annoying when say, the ASL demo is so awesome. In ways, this felt like a distraction from the technology.
2026-08-13 17:43:35
Apple's App Store fees are hanging on for dear life:
Apple Inc. won a one-day reprieve from the Supreme Court Wednesday as Justice Elena Kagan paused proceedings before a California trial court in the iPhone maker’s long-running antitrust feud with Fortnite-maker Epic Games Inc.
The administrative stay issued by Kagan is designed to give the high court more time to consider Apple’s request for a longer-term stop to additional lower court action in the case. Absent the Supreme Court’s order, Apple would have needed to make a filing with the US District Court for the Northern District of California by Wednesday afternoon. Kagan paused proceedings until 5:00 p.m. Washington time Thursday.
In other words, Apple was going to have to submit a proposal to the California court for what they think a "fair" App Store cut should be – something between 0% and 27% – with evidence to back up that proposal. While they wouldn't have been forced to implement that fee yesterday, it is a massive component of the on-going legal challenge because it will essentially put the wheels in motion to bring about a lower fee. Potentially a much lower fee.
Apple, of course, doesn't want to lower the fee. They didn't want to lower it from their standard 30% cut, but their sole loss in "winning" the Epic court case ensured the end of that. It meant developers could link out to the web to handle payments outside of the App Store rails, which Apple reluctantly allowed alongside a 27% fee.
This fee, famously, pissed off US District Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers. Because it was pretty clear that 27% was backed into by Apple to not only keep the fee structure intact, but also to keep the entire model intact. Because a 27% fee was likely a worse deal for many developers who chose to use it (because they'd have to pay the processing fees for anyone they choose to handle the payments on the web, which are usually just above 3% – making the total cut paid above 30%).
Anyway, yeah Judge Gonzalez Rogers found Apple's "remedy" so insulting that she asked for Apple to be held in criminal contempt of court. And she ordered Apple to stop charging fees for web-based payments. Apple has kept trying – and failing – to reverse all of this. The Ninth Circuit upheld the contempt finding but also said Apple should be allowed to charge something for their App Store fees (even when processed through the web), just not 27%.
Apple tried to freeze the entire thing while they appealed to the Supreme Court – and the Supreme Court denied the freeze. But they didn't deny hearing the case – yet. That's why they're pausing the proceedings for now (after Judge Gonzalez Rogers denied the same request), while they weigh Apple's appeal. But before they do that, they're basically likely to decide today – again, it was just a 24-hour delay – whether they should grant a longer stay. Presumably if the court thinks they're unlikely to hear Apple's appeal, they may not grant that longer stay. Or if they think Apple filing their number won't harm their business, they'll let it proceed. But Apple will argue that if the longer stay isn't granted, it will cause major harm to their business because again, it will effectively end the App Store cut as we know it.
So yeah, it's a big deal.
Especially because in their most recent earnings report a couple weeks ago, Apple noted that their Services growth was weaker than expected in part due to the pressure the App Store model is under. Other countries have already taken various actions to change Apple's fee structure – and even force them to allow for third-party app stores. But the US is obviously Apple's most important market.
And beyond all of the above, they're also under growing pressure because Google got more fully owned by Epic in a separate trial around the Play Store. They lost that case so badly that they ended up cutting a deal with Epic to end their own 70/30 split, amongst other things.
All of this is why I've been predicting/waiting for Apple to change their tune on the App Store and "proactively" change some of the rules, including, most notably, the standard 70/30 split. Yes, they've tweaked it over time due to various developer backlash (and political/governmental pressure), but it seems well past the time to rip the Band-Aid off – as it's in the process of being taken off ever-so-slowly by courts around the world. And, as everyone knows, that's far more painful.
And yet, Apple has thus far refused to budge. Presumably they're holding out for the hope that the US Supreme Court hears their case and determines the 27% shenanigans didn't warrant a contempt ruling (as well as that their one loss against Epic shouldn't dictate changes for every developer across the board). But regardless, the whole thing is so clearly hanging on by a thread.
My hope is that they're now simply waiting for John Ternus to formally be put in place and as one of his first acts, he changes the App Store rules. It would send a great signal to the market and to Apple's developer community that Ternus is his own man, ready to make hard calls and make changes as needed. The precedent here would be Satya Nadella coming into place as Microsoft's CEO and immediately announcing the Office suite for iPad.
Am I asking too much? Probably. It's Apple. They're nothing if not stubborn. But again, the writing is so clearly on the wall here... Apple and Ternus can turn this from a major PR headache into a major PR win!
But they also may not have enough time to do that right now as again, there's a new deadline today! If the Supreme Court doesn't issue that longer stay, Apple will have to submit their proposal for a "fair" fee – again, presumably less than 27% lest they risk pissing off the court even more! – and that in turn will lead politicians all around the country and world to wonder why if the fair fee is 'X%' why they've been charging 30%?
The answer is actually and humorously because that's what Nintendo charged third party game makers to help them make video game cartridges for the NES back in the day. But no one wants to admit that, so instead it's 30% because that's the industry norm, even if it was arbitrarily set by Steve Jobs because it was working for iTunes, again, because it had worked for gaming way back when. Jobs also, of course, famously said he didn't expect the App Store to be a big money maker and instead wanted the fees to simply cover the costs of running the service.
And yet here we are, nearly 20 years later, with the App Store raking in billions in profits and powering Apple's second most-important business in Services. That's obviously what this is all about. But it's also obviously about to change...
2026-08-13 04:32:29
There have been a few times now where Alex Kantrowitz and I have discussed something on his Big Technology Podcast and it has happened; not just later, but sometimes days, sometimes mere hours later. As was the case with Google last week, as we devoted our last segment to talking through why the company was falling behind (again) in AI and what that might mean...
Sure enough, before Alex could even hit publish on the episode, Demis Hassabis was stepping down ("up") as the head of DeepMind and Jeff Dean, Sanjay Ghemawat, Oriol Vinyals, and Quoc Le – 3 of the 4 leads of Gemini, mind you – were also leaving to found a new startup focusing (at first) on what else? RSI.
So yeah, if Google needed a shakeup (again) in AI, they got it!
Anyway, while Alex kicks off the episode with an emergency interlude from his vacation in Indonesia, we then get the actual episode we recorded, starting with Apple's precarious component situation. Sure, they may have looked great to Wall Street in recent weeks for not spending hundreds of billions on AI build-out CapEx, but as their earnings report made clear, there was still a downside to this moment in time. That is: they can't get enough of the components they need for their other devices because of this AI build-out, and those they can get are now insanely expensive (which they're now forced to pass off to consumers).
It's interesting to think that if Apple had spent more time and resources on the AI build out, if they wouldn't be in a better position now simply with regard to the pecking order for parts. And it's sort of wild that Tim Cook, the logistics expert, in his final days as Apple CEO, didn't see this coming...
As for Alex's conspiracy theory on the price increases, watch the margins. But also, watch the messaging around 'Apple Upgrade'.
Speaking of CapEx, how did Microsoft manage to come out of this most recent earnings report looking so rosy? Well, certainly there's some level of AI potentially fueling cloud growth (as was the case with Amazon as well), but there's also some clever accounting at play here. And I don't mean that deceptively, I just mean it's honestly clever the way Microsoft played a hand they could play at a time when such spend matters more than anything else to Wall Street.
How much does it matter? Well, Microsoft had the biggest single day market cap gain in history following the report...
Anyway, how much are these numbers and growth within the Big Cloud players are simply built around Anthropic and OpenAI? I mean, it's certainly worth asking! And is that part of the reason why we're starting to see Microsoft hard pivot their narrative and model (yet again)? Meanwhile, Amazon is closing out their $50B investment in OpenAI ahead of when they apparently needed to...
Finally, Google. What on Earth is going on? The problems seemingly have been mounting. Where is Gemini 3.5 Pro? Will we ever see it? It increasingly feels like "no" – it feels a little Llama-y... And it certainly feels like a lot of bureaucratic in-fighting for resourcing and mindshare internally.
But it also could be as simple as Demis Hassabis not fully being bought into LLMs being the be-all/end-all of AI and wanting to continue to push frontiers while Google overall finds themselves in this current AI dogfight around coding and whatnot which are obviously all tied to the current LLM state of the art. And what if LLMs get us to the aforementioned RSI?
Anyway, the situation corrected itself! Or was corrected. Either way, look for Google to come zooming back in a few months – again.
2026-08-11 03:55:39
I'm old enough to remember the last time Mark Zuckerberg was embracing "open" as the future of AI. Which is to say, I'm at least two years old.
A lot has changed since the last time Meta released an open weight model – namely, seemingly the entire team building models for Meta. Famously, "Llama" was put out to pasture as Alexandr Wang and his Scale team was brought in to fix what ailed those previous models. That included not only spending billions on fresh AI talent and data centers, but also setting aside that notion of "open" in favor of a closed approach to AI development. Why? Because it sure seemed like that model – and those models – had won the day just over a year ago.
To hear Meta tell it – as I'm sure we're about to endlessly – the company never left "open" behind, they simply did what they needed to do in order to reset their efforts and catch up, fast. And there's undoubtedly some truth to that, but also some gaslighting. If OpenAI and Anthropic were still running away with the AI game – or if Meta was in the lead – we probably wouldn't be hearing too much about "open" right now. But again, a lot has changed in the past year.
Most notably, OpenAI slipped and fell behind their chief rival Anthropic. And Anthropic, in turn, has kept trying to commit seppuku to sacrifice themselves at the hands of an angry Trump administration. This, mixed with their new frontrunner status has led to an inevitable backlash against Anthropic, even though they mostly maintain their lead in models and in the all-important coding category.
But the real key was China seemingly catching up to that frontier of AI. Not quite, but perhaps close enough – closer than DeepSeek 18 months ago, and with AI in a more mature state, being "close enough" perhaps matters more now. And that's especially true given the cost and consumption concerns that a lot of corporate America is feeling at the moment with regard to AI. If those Chinese AI models are "close enough" at a fraction of the cost of the frontier models...
And while it may sound crazy to think that American companies would willingly use Chinese AI models in a time when the current administration has made it clear that China is the US's techno enemy #1, China left a door open to blur such lines with the focus on yes, open weight models.
If anyone can download these models and host them elsewhere – including on the clouds of the Big Tech players in the US – what's the problem? I mean, there are potential problems in that no one knows exactly what went into these models to train them as they're not actually "open source", as that's not the same thing as "open weight" despite what op-eds and New York Times headlines (see below) would have you believe. Still, much as was the case with the "DeepSeek Moment", I'm not sure how much the Chinese models will end up mattering in the end – as they're already tweaking their terms and models in showcasing why "open" here very much deserves the quotes – versus what the rise of such models point to.
That is: open weight models may now be a viable alternative to the closed variety and, relatedly, distillation of such models may actually spur innovation in the sector.
That's why we saw hundreds of US companies sign on to a letter to help ensure that the US government didn't destroy this "open" path in their attempts to slow down China. Obviously, the initial batch of companies that signed on, from NVIDIA on down, were conflicted with such ideals. But it created the intended groundswell to seemingly both get the government to heel but also pressure current "closed" AI leads like OpenAI and Google to sign on.
Yes, yes, both offer "open" models too, but only far less powerful varieties, released months after their frontier models. That is not what China is doing. And none of this is what Anthropic wants to become the norm. (They still refuse to sign the letter despite the pressure because they say while they're generally okay with open models to some extent, they're worried about the safety and security implications and ramifications if the frontier goes open weight. Which many read as the company protecting their moat. But others note that this is likely what the company actually believes.)
Anyway, that's a long-winded way – though about 1/10th as long as Mark Zuckerberg's new "essay" on the topic – of saying that Meta is back in the "open" game. Again, a game they'll say they never left, but they really did. And that actually may have been a mistake, as I noted a few weeks back. But it's also probably not too late to correct as the US "open" model race still feels wide open. And without Anthropic, OpenAI, or even Google fully committing to it (again, at the frontier), Meta may have an opening here.
And they're taking it.
To be clear, 'Muse Glimmer' is not at the frontier. Hell, it's not even at the frontier of Meta's own current model offerings – meaning, Muse Spark 1.2, which is by most accounts a very good, but not frontier-level model. They note that Muse Spark 1.2 will also get its weights released at some point soon, but again, Glimmer is not that. Which suggests that, as expected, Meta is going to follow the new general "open" playbook, at least in the US. That is, release a model, and once it's out there in the wild for a while, then you can "open" it up.
Why they didn't just wait to do this with Muse Spark if it really is that close to being "open" too, I don't know. But it seems like they aim for Glimmer to be smaller, to the point where it can run locally on some machines.
The real key will be what happens when Meta releases their actual frontier model, the one codenamed 'Watermelon', which many expect to be both coming soon and also competitive with said frontier. Will that too be "opened" up at some point shortly after launch? Meta isn't saying, but also, to be fair, they're not saying anything about 'Watermelon' beyond nebulously alluding to it. Because it's not actually out there yet. And talking about models before they're ready has gotten Meta in trouble before – see: Llama 'Behemoth' which no one ever did end up actually seeing in the wild.
My guess would be that if 'Watermelon' really is as good as the current frontier, the weights won't be released but it will instead be used to distill some other Muse variant that Meta will release as an "open" model... We'll see!
Regardless, it's clear that Meta, and Zuck in particular, are slamming on the gas. That's why you get a 7,000-word essay just a couple weeks after writing a decidedly more parseable version as an op-ed in The Wall Street Journal. This memo is verbatim to that at many points. So this is like the "Director's Cut" I guess. Boy does it need an editor...
Meta clearly sees "open" as a new opening here, which, yes, is ironic given that it was their initial path. But they also see openings in consumer/personal AI, especially with OpenAI seemingly taking their eye off that ball in their fight with Anthropic. As well as an opening on the business model front, where margins are always opportunities. Still unclear: can Meta make any of this pay off this time? They seemingly have more options now, but this is all completely unproven for them...
Zuck also clearly sees an opening around the messaging of AI. He wants Meta to hold the "positive AI" position. That's going to be easier said than done, quite literally. But yes, "open" is a part of that messaging. So "open" is back! No llamas this time though, sadly.
2026-08-10 04:05:29
You know the saying "less is more"? Well, someone needs to tell Paramount that the corollary to that is "more is less" because their strategy right now is "more is more" and it's fucking stupid. In fact, it might sink Hollywood. Or at least, the theatrical business:
Paramount Skydance has agreed to sign contracts with major theater chains guaranteeing that it will release 30 movies a year in cinemas if it acquires Warner Bros. Discovery according to people familiar with the matter.
Paramount has offered three-year agreements to AMC Entertainment and Cineworld Group’s Regal Cinemas, the world’s two largest theater chains, requiring it to release the films exclusively in theaters for at least 45 days, according to the people, who asked to not be identified because the agreements are private. The films would also not be available to stream online for at least 90 days.
On average over the past decade, it looks like Paramount has released about 10 movies a year. Warner Bros is closer to 12-14. Fingers-and-toes math suggests to me this number combined doesn't add up to 30. Yet somehow they're going to make it add up to 30. And the somehow isn't rocket science, it's a simple lowering of the bar to what should actually be released in theaters.
Yes, those averages are somewhat skewed by the pandemic.1 But you could also argue that the pandemic forced a (over) correction on the industry because too many films were being released in theaters when you consider the world of streaming we were about to enter. That is to say, the market has changed, and it actually wasn't the pandemic that changed it. Like so many other facets of business, it simply accelerated trends that were already happening.
The reality in 2026 is this: not every movie should have full-on theatrical distribution. In fact, most should not. It's not about "deserving" it from an artistic perspective, it's about it making sense from a business perspective. Does it make any sense to release a movie into wide theatrical distribution if it's going to flop? No. Not for the studio and not for the filmmaker. Would it be better to put that movie on a streaming service to find an audience? For many movies, yes.
And it's not black and white. Maybe you do a limited release for some movies. Maybe others only get a two-to-three week run before going to streaming. Maybe some go to streaming first, find that audience, then go to theaters (a la K Pop Demon Hunters). Maybe show finales do as well (a la Stranger Things). There are just so many options when you consider theaters as a piece of the pie, not the entire pie.
But that's not what Paramount Skydance is proposing, of course. They're promising at least 30 movies in theaters for at least 45 days with at least 90 days before they hit streaming. That's just silly in 2026.
And it's so stupid because it's the exact opposite of what they should be doing at the exact wrong time to be doing it. Yes, the box office is booming right now, but it's also a (predictable) pent-up fluke of major releases. Most years are not like this and newsflash: most years going forward will not be like this. And even this, relatively speaking, isn't that impressive. These are "record" numbers largely because of inflation, not because Hollywood has suddenly cracked some code.
So Paramount promising to release 30 movies a year in theaters is just going to lead to... more movies that shouldn't be released in theaters getting released in theaters. And that's going to exacerbate the problems theaters have been facing over the past, I don't know, 50 years or so.
I'm not going to say "shitty" movies because that's not really even the problem here. It's simply that increasingly, there are types of movies that do well in theaters – yes, big budget blockbusters, but also not always, and also not exclusively – but there are also many types of movies, even excellent movies, that simply don't work in theaters any longer. Sure, you can say that sucks. But it's also reality.
And so not just forcing them into theaters but forcing them there for 45 days is not just silly, it's stupid. It's going to lead not to better box office results but more empty theaters. Obviously.
It's true that Netflix had also committed to the 45 day window to try to win Warner Bros. But the key here is quantity. You could certainly make the case that the best movies should have such an exclusive window in theaters. But you cannot make the case that more movies than ever should. You just can't.
Again, this is so fucking stupid. We all know why Paramount is doing it – to try to seal the deal! But it's so obviously going to backfire that it's almost farcical. Get ready for Dear Santa 2 and 3 and 4. In theaters. For 45 days. Even if no one shows up to watch.
Update: Rich Greenfield of LightShed Partners pinged me on my tweet on the matter and points to their report that actually, Paramount and Warner Bros, per the current theatrical scheduling, were already likely above releasing 30 movies next year. Meaning, of course, that David Ellison is making a promise that actually may be easy to keep, at least next year; it looks like sandbagging.
That's interesting, but my only pushback – well, putting aside the notion that the overall company will have to cut costs when/if they actually merge to try to service the massive amount of debt being raised for the deal – there would be that Paramount is in the middle of ramping production post-Skydance deal while Warner is ramping post-killer box office returns last year (which, by the way, they're not currently replicating this year). Which is to say, I suspect their 2027 slates could be a fluke too – in volume, not necessarily in success – and wouldn't expect 30+ movies to the "natural" slate going forward. (See: above.) But it now will be if they merge! Because it's in the contracts! What could go wrong?
1 Also by the notion of a true "wide" release versus the smaller releases they each do via other sub-brand studio imprints. ↩
2026-08-07 23:46:08
I should have known. At this point, I've spent a handful of posts trying to figure out what OpenAI's first true device may look like. While I think I nailed the general idea early on – a voice-first, non-wearable smart speaker without a screen – the actual design for such a device has eluded me. Good thing Mark Gurman has started getting OpenAI leaks to go along with the Apple ones:1
A highly anticipated new device from OpenAI will have a unique look, complete with moving parts that help give it personality, and likely cost more than $300, according to people familiar with the matter.
The product — essentially a smart speaker without a display — will be shaped like a doughnut that’s roughly the size of a hockey puck, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the work is confidential. The idea is to make the device easy to carry around the home with one hand.
A doughnut. You know what else is shaped like a doughnut? An 'O'.
I'm probably reading too much into this, in fact I'm sure I am, but what the hell, it's a Friday and I'm getting ready to leave on holiday. What if, as silly as it may seem, the design of OpenAI's device is derived from OpenAI's name itself?
This isn't totally out of left field, back in 2024 I wrote about the notion that OpenAI was said to be undergoing a big rebrand all centered around the 'O' in their name. Obviously their logo is already a bit O-like, but there was some chatter that they could go full circle, quite literally. Perhaps some internal backlash killed it, or perhaps it was never a serious design sprint. Either way, the letter 'O' was clearly top of mind for them.
A few months before that report, the company introduced the GPT-4o model to much fanfare. There, the 'o' stood for 'omni' – as in that was their first model that fully ventured outside of text. Notably, including voice capabilities. Voice, you say...
A few months later, we got 'o1' the first reasoning model. I still wish OpenAI would have gone with the codename for that model – 'Strawberry' – but again, they were clearly all about the 'o'. And now perhaps they are once again, only with hardware.
The day after I wrote about the potential new 'O' logo, news broke that Jony Ive's LoveFrom design studio was working with OpenAI on some sort of newfangled device for the AI age. About eight months later, 'io' – there's that pesky 'o' again – the team specifically working on that project which spun out from LoveFrom, merged with OpenAI. Adding yet another 'o' to the mix.
Anyway, a doughnut-shaped device the size of a hockey puck sounds a bit strange unless you consider that it's supposed to be portable. Not necessarily to take outside (though maybe there will be some accessories for that?) but around the house. Longtime Apple watchers will know that the company has long been obsessed with handles. While it famously started with the Macintosh and continued with the Apple IIc, Ive seemed to double down on them with the iMac and iBook. The PowerMac G4 Cube had a pop-up handle. And the Mac Pro got them too.
So when I hear "doughnut shaped device" my mind immediately thinks that it's also a way to handle the device. Because that shape is a natural handle.
My mind was already drifting towards a handle when the reports last month had a few details about the smart speaker elements of the device. But I didn't consider that the entire thing could be a handle of sorts. That could make sense! And would certainly differentiate it from the other "smart speakers" out there.2
Of course, as I wrote last month, I'm also of the mindset that this device won't be framed as a smart speaker at all, but rather as a newfangled computer for the AI age. Or perhaps a companion – as in, a robot. John Gruber wrote about the same notion today at Daring Fireball on this latest report:
This doesn’t sound like a “smart speaker” with lights, moving parts, cameras, and other sensors. It sounds like a robot companion, and a robot companion obviously needs a speaker, amongst its other essential features. It’s like calling R2-D2 “a smart speaker” — it wouldn’t be wrong but it’s missing the point. (You could technically call the iPhone “a smart speaker”.) What the io device seems to be missing is autonomous movement. So you need to carry it around like a mogwai, rather than it following you around or going places on its own. I couldn’t give two shits about an OpenAI “smart speaker” if the point is just to play music and podcasts, but a handheld cross between R2-D2 and C-3PO, that could be fucking cool.
It’s a pet, it sounds like. A revolutionary pet, if they pull it off. And people love their pets.
People hear "robot' and immediately think of a humanoid robot – a sort of C-3PO. But the first actual robots we're going to get in our homes, at least at any scale, aren't going to be Tesla's Optimus, they're going to be super simple and perhaps even stationary – well, without an assist from you – robots. Yes, yes, we've long had Roombas,3 but I mean robots you can actually talk to and interact with in a meaningful way. Yes, the first batch of smart speakers are now getting there thanks to their LLM upgrades, but they don't evoke any real emotional response yet in usage. It sure sounds like OpenAI's device will be aiming for that:
OpenAI expects users to rely on the smart speaker throughout the day. It will work similarly to the company’s ChatGPT voice mode on smartphone apps, but with more advanced models for humanlike interactivity. The device is designed to learn more about a user over time, letting it tailor conversations and act more like a real person.
The circle-shaped device will include parts that move on their own, according to the people. That will help show when it’s responding and interacting with the user. The goal is to make the object feel more alive than today’s stationary speaker products.
The moving parts element was also included in the reports last month about the device. And that's why, when Apple's OpenAI lawsuit hit, I immediately thought that it might not actually be about current devices but future ones. Because by far the most compelling future device I've seen out of Apple's research department was this sort of weird, anthropomorphized lamp. Yes, like the Pixar lamp, Luxo Jr.
That type of device – which, to be clear, is still just a prototype in a lab somewhere within Apple – reminds me much more of what OpenAI may be going for here versus, say, a HomePod. Or even the forthcoming 'HomePad' thing.
So yeah, a doughnut/handle/'O' shape makes some sense. I don't know where you put the camera on such a device – perhaps it's meant to "stand"? – or where the moving pieces come into play? I keep envisioning little arms/nubs that wiggle to convey something, but who knows. But I feel like this device may be more interesting than it sounds on paper. Because I feel like it may be the first real robot in our homes.
An actual, physical chatbot, as it were. Bringing the 'O' to home.
One more thing: $300 to $400? That sounds pretty premium. Also very Jony Ive.
1 These leaks seem especially interesting when you consider that both note that OpenAI isn't worried about crossing any of Apple's patents with this device. It sure feels like OpenAI would very much like that notion out there. But again, what about the unreleased products Apple is working on? Such projects sure seem to be a focal point of the messages shared (on both sides) for the lawsuit... ↩
2 Lawsuit aside, presumably OpenAI wants nothing to do with being compared to Alexa/HomePod/etc with this device. While those sold well – at least Amazon's Echo devices – they also seem comically outdated and rudimentary in our current AI world. ↩
3 Sorry Lina Khan! ↩