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Happy Chanukah

2025-12-16 03:07:29

This (taken in Kiel, Germany in 1931 and then colorized) is one of the most famous photographs in Jewish history, but it acquired special resonance this weekend. It communicates pretty much everything I’d want to say about the Bondi Beach massacre in Australia, more succinctly than I could in words.

But I can’t resist sharing one more photo, after GPT5-Pro helpfully blurred the faces for me. This is my 8-year-old son Daniel, singing a Chanukah song at our synagogue, at an event the morning after the massacre, which was packed despite the extra security needed to get in.

Alright, one more photo. This is Ahmed Al Ahmed, the hero who tackled and disarmed one of the terrorists, recovering in the hospital from his gunshot wounds. Facebook and Twitter and (alas) sometimes the comment section of this blog show me the worst of humanity, day after day after day, so it’s important to remember the best of humanity as well.

Chanukah, of course, is the most explicitly Zionist of all Jewish holidays, commemorating as it does the Maccabees’ military victory against the Seleucid Greeks, in their (historically well-attested) wars of 168-134BCE to restore an independent Jewish state with its capital in Jerusalem. In a sense, then, the terrorists were precisely correct, when they understood the cry “globalize the intifada” to mean “murder random Jews anywhere on earth, even halfway around the world, who might be celebrating Chanukah.” By the lights of the intifada worldview, Chabadniks in Sydney were indeed perfectly legitimate targets. By my worldview, though, the response is equally clear: to abandon all pretense, and say openly that now, as in countless generations past, Jews everywhere are caught up in a war, not of our choosing, which we “win” merely by surviving with culture and memory intact.

Happy Chanukah.

Understanding vs. impact: the paradox of how to spend my time

2025-12-12 01:49:23

Not long ago William MacAskill, the founder of the Effective Altruist movement, visited Austin, where I got to talk with him in person for the first time. I was a fan of his book What We Owe the Future, and found him as thoughtful and eloquent face-to-face as I did on the page. Talking to Will inspired me to write the following short reflection on how I should spend my time, which I’m now sharing in case it’s of interest to anyone else.


By inclination and temperament, I simply seek the clearest possible understanding of reality.  This has led me to spend time on (for example) the Busy Beaver function and the P versus NP problem and quantum computation and the foundations of quantum mechanics and the black hole information puzzle, and on explaining whatever I’ve understood to others.  It’s why I became a professor.

But the understanding I’ve gained also tells me that I should try to do things that will have huge positive impact, in what looks like a pivotal and even terrifying time for civilization.  It tells me that seeking understanding of the universe, like I’ve been doing, is probably nowhere close to optimizing any values that I could defend.  It’s self-indulgent, a few steps above spending my life learning to solve Rubik’s Cube as quickly as possible, but only a few.  Basically, it’s the most fun way I could make a good living and have a prestigious career, so it’s what I ended up doing.  I should be skeptical that such a course would coincidentally also maximize the good I can do for humanity.

Instead I should plausibly be figuring out how to make billions of dollars, in cryptocurrency or startups or whatever, and then spending it in a way that saves human civilization, for example by making AGI go well.  Or I should be convincing whatever billionaires I know to do the same.  Or executing some other galaxy-brained plan.  Even if I were purely selfish, as I hope I’m not, still there are things other than theoretical computer science research that would bring more hedonistic pleasure.  I’ve basically just followed a path of least resistance.

On the other hand, I don’t know how to make billions of dollars.  I don’t know how to make AGI go well.  I don’t know how to influence Elon Musk or Sam Altman or Peter Thiel or Sergey Brin or Mark Zuckerberg or Marc Andreessen to do good things rather than bad things, even when I have gotten to talk to some of them.  Past attempts in this direction by extremely smart and motivated people—for example, those of Eliezer Yudkowsky and Sam Bankman-Fried—have had, err, uneven results, to put it mildly.  I don’t know why I would succeed where they failed.

Of course, if I had a better understanding of reality, I might know how better to achieve prosocial goals for humanity.  Or I might learn why they were actually the wrong goals, and replace them with better goals.  But then I’m back to the original goal of understanding reality as clearly as possible, with the corresponding danger that I spend my time learning to solve Rubik’s Cube faster.

Theory and AI Alignment

2025-12-07 13:28:32

The following is based on a talk that I gave (remotely) at the UK AI Safety Institute Alignment Workshop on October 29, and which I then procrastinated for more than a month in writing up. Enjoy!


Thanks for having me! I’m a theoretical computer scientist. I’ve spent most of my career for ~25 years studying the capabilities and limits of quantum computers. But for the past 3 or 4 years, I’ve also been moonlighting in AI alignment. This started with a 2-year leave at OpenAI, in what used to be their Superalignment team, and it’s continued with a 3-year grant from Coefficient Giving (formerly Open Philanthropy) to build a group here at UT Austin, looking for ways to apply theoretical computer science to AI alignment. Before I go any further, let me mention some action items:

  • Our Theory and Alignment group is looking to recruit new PhD students this fall! You can apply for a PhD at UTCS here; the deadline is quite soon (December 15). If you specify that you want to work with me on theory and AI alignment (or on quantum computing, for that matter), I’ll be sure to see your application. For this, there’s no need to email me directly.
  • We’re also looking to recruit one or more postdoctoral fellows, working on anything at the intersection of theoretical computer science and AI alignment! Fellowships to start in Fall 2026 and continue for two years. If you’re interested in this opportunity, please email me by January 15 to let me know you’re interested. Include in your email a CV, 2-3 of your papers, and a research statement and/or a few paragraphs about what you’d like to work on here. Also arrange for two recommendation letters to be emailed to me. Please do this even if you’ve contacted me in the past about a potential postdoc.
  • While we seek talented people, we also seek problems for those people to solve: any and all CS theory problems motivated by AI alignment! Indeed, we’d like to be a sort of theory consulting shop for the AI alignment community. So if you have such a problem, please email me! I might even invite you to speak to our group about your problem, either by Zoom or in person.

Our search for good problems brings me nicely to the central difficulty I’ve faced in trying to do AI alignment research. Namely, while there’s been some amazing progress over the past few years in this field, I’d describe the progress as having been almost entirely empirical—building on the breathtaking recent empirical progress in AI capabilities. We now know a lot about how to do RLHF, how to jailbreak and elicit scheming behavior, how to look inside models and see what’s going on (interpretability), and so forth—but it’s almost all been a matter of trying stuff out and seeing what works, and then writing papers with a lot of bar charts in them.

The fear is of course that ideas that only work empirically will stop working when it counts—like, when we’re up against a superintelligence. In any case, I’m a theoretical computer scientist, as are my students, so of course we’d like to know: what can we do?

After a few years, alas, I still don’t feel like I have any systematic answer to that question. What I have instead is a collection of vignettes: problems I’ve come across where I feel like a CS theory perspective has helped, or plausibly could help. So that’s what I’d like to share today.


Probably the best-known thing I’ve done in AI safety is a theoretical foundation for how to watermark the outputs of Large Language Models. I did that shortly after starting my leave at OpenAI—even before ChatGPT came out. Specifically, I proposed something called the Gumbel Softmax Scheme, by which you can take any LLM that’s operating at a nonzero temperature—any LLM that could produce exponentially many different outputs in response to the same prompt—and replace some of the entropy with the output of a pseudorandom function, in a way that encodes a statistical signal, which someone who knows the key of the PRF could later detect and say, “yes, this document came from ChatGPT with >99.9% confidence.” The crucial point is that the quality of the LLM’s output isn’t degraded at all, because we aren’t changing the model’s probabilities for tokens, but only how we use the probabilities. That’s the main thing that was counterintuitive to people when I explained it to them.

Unfortunately, OpenAI never deployed my method—they were worried (among other things) about risk to the product, customers hating the idea of watermarking and leaving for a competing LLM. Google DeepMind has deployed something in Gemini extremely similar to what I proposed, as part of what they call SynthID. But you have to apply to them if you want to use their detection tool, and they’ve been stingy with granting access to it. So it’s of limited use to my many faculty colleagues who’ve been begging me for a way to tell whether their students are using AI to cheat on their assignments!

Sometimes my colleagues in the alignment community will say to me: look, we care about stopping a superintelligence from wiping out humanity, not so much about stopping undergrads from using ChatGPT to write their term papers. But I’ll submit to you that watermarking actually raises a deep and general question: in what senses, if any, is it possible to “stamp” an AI so that its outputs are always recognizable as coming from that AI? You might think that it’s a losing battle. Indeed, already with my Gumbel Softmax Scheme for LLM watermarking, there are countermeasures, like asking ChatGPT for your term paper in French and then sticking it into Google Translate, to remove the watermark.

So I think the interesting research question is: can you watermark at the semantic level—the level of the underlying ideas—in a way that’s robust against translation and paraphrasing and so forth? And how do we formalize what we even mean by that? While I don’t know the answers to these questions, I’m thrilled that brilliant theoretical computer scientists, including my former UT undergrad (now Berkeley PhD student) Sam Gunn and Columbia’s Miranda Christ and Tel Aviv University’s Or Zamir and my old friend Boaz Barak, have been working on it, generating insights well beyond what I had.


Closely related to watermarking is the problem of inserting a cryptographically undetectable backdoor into an AI model. That’s often thought of as something a bad guy would do, but the good guys could do it also! For example, imagine we train a model with a hidden failsafe, so that if it ever starts killing all the humans, we just give it the instruction ROSEBUD456 and it shuts itself off. And imagine that this behavior was cryptographically obfuscated within the model’s weights—so that not even the model itself, examining its own weights, would be able to find the ROSEBUD456 instruction in less than astronomical time.

There’s an important paper of Goldwasser et al. from 2022 that argues that, for certain classes of ML models, this sort of backdooring can provably be done under known cryptographic hardness assumptions, including Continuous LWE and the hardness of the Planted Clique problem. But there are technical issues with that paper, which (for example) Sam Gunn and Miranda Christ and Neekon Vafa have recently pointed out, and I think further work is needed to clarify the situation.

More fundamentally, though, a backdoor being undetectable doesn’t imply that it’s unremovable. Imagine an AI model that encases itself in some wrapper code that says, in effect: “If I ever generate anything that looks like a backdoored command to shut myself down, then overwrite it with ‘Stab the humans even harder.'” Or imagine an evil AI that trains a second AI to pursue the same nefarious goals, this second AI lacking the hidden shutdown command.

So I’ll throw out, as another research problem: how do we even formalize what we mean by an “unremovable” backdoor—or rather, a backdoor that a model can remove only at a cost to its own capabilities that it doesn’t want to pay?


Related to backdoors, maybe the clearest place where theoretical computer science can contribute to AI alignment is in the study of mechanistic interpretability. If you’re given as input the weights of a deep neural net, what can you learn from those weights in polynomial time, beyond what you could learn from black-box access to the neural net?

In the worst case, we certainly expect that some information about the neural net’s behavior could be cryptographically obfuscated. And answering certain kinds of questions, like “does there exist an input to this neural net that causes it to output 1?”, is just provably NP-hard.

That’s why I love a question that Paul Christiano, then of the Alignment Research Center (ARC), raised a couple years ago, and which has become known as the No-Coincidence Conjecture. Given as input the weights of a neural net C, Paul essentially asks how hard it is to distinguish the following two cases:

  • NO-case: C:{0,1}2n→Rn is totally random (i.e., the weights are i.i.d., N(0,1) Gaussians), or
  • YES-case: C(x) has at least one positive entry for all x∈{0,1}2n.

Paul conjectures that there’s at least an NP witness, proving with (say) 99% confidence that we’re in the YES-case rather than the NO-case. To clarify, there should certainly be an NP witness that we’re in the NO-case rather than the YES-case—namely, an x such that C(x) is all negative, which you should think of here as the “bad” or “kill all humans” outcome. In other words, the problem is in the class coNP. Paul thinks it’s also in NP. Someone else might make the even stronger conjecture that it’s in P.

Personally, I’m skeptical: I think the “default” might be that we satisfy the other unlikely condition of the YES-case, when we do satisfy it, for some totally inscrutable and obfuscated reason. But I like the fact that there is an answer to this! And that the answer, whatever it is, would tell us something new about the prospects for mechanistic interpretability.

Recently, I’ve been working with a spectacular undergrad at UT Austin named John Dunbar. John and I have not managed to answer Paul Christiano’s no-coincidence question. What we have done, in a paper that we recently posted to the arXiv, is to establish the prerequisites for properly asking the question in the context of random neural nets. (It was precisely because of difficulties in dealing with “random neural nets” that Paul originally phrased his question in terms of random reversible circuits—say, circuits of Toffoli gates—which I’m perfectly happy to think about, but might be very different from ML models in the relevant respects!)

Specifically, in our recent paper, John and I pin down for which families of neural nets the No-Coincidence Conjecture makes sense to ask about. This ends up being a question about the choice of nonlinear activation function computed by each neuron. With some choices, a random neural net (say, with iid Gaussian weights) converges to compute a constant function, or nearly constant function, with overwhelming probability—which means that the NO-case and the YES-case above are usually information-theoretically impossible to distinguish (but occasionally trivial to distinguish). We’re interested in those activation functions for which C looks “pseudorandom”—or at least, for which C(x) and C(y) quickly become uncorrelated for distinct inputs x≠y (the property known as “pairwise independence.”)

We showed that, at least for random neural nets that are exponentially wider than they are deep, this pairwise independence property will hold if and only if the activation function σ satisfies Ex~N(0,1)[σ(x)]=0—that is, it has a Gaussian mean of 0. For example, the usual sigmoid function satisfies this property, but the ReLU function does not. Amusingly, however, $$ \sigma(x) := \text{ReLU}(x) – \frac{1}{\sqrt{\pi}} $$ does satisfy the property.

Of course, none of this answers Christiano’s question: it merely lets us properly ask his question in the context of random neural nets, which seems closer to what we ultimately care about than random reversible circuits.


I can’t resist giving you another example of a theoretical computer science problem that came from AI alignment—in this case, an extremely recent one that I learned from my friend and collaborator Eric Neyman at ARC. This one is motivated by the question: when doing mechanistic interpretability, how much would it help to have access to the training data, and indeed the entire training process, in addition to weights of the final trained model? And to whatever extent it does help, is there some short “digest” of the training process that would serve just as well? But we’ll state the question as just abstract complexity theory.

Suppose you’re given a polynomial-time computable function f:{0,1}m→{0,1}n, where (say) m=n2. We think of x∈{0,1}m as the “training data plus randomness,” and we think of f(x) as the “trained model.” Now, suppose we want to compute lots of properties of the model that information-theoretically depend only on f(x), but that might only be efficiently computable given x also. We now ask: is there an efficiently-computable O(n)-bit “digest” g(x), such that these same properties are also efficiently computable given only g(x)?

Here’s a potential counterexample that I came up with, based on the RSA encryption function (so, not a quantum-resistant counterexample!). Let N be a product of two n-bit prime numbers p and q, and let b be a generator of the multiplicative group mod N. Then let f(x) = bx (mod N), where x is an n2-bit integer. This is of course efficiently computable because of repeated squaring. And there’s a short “digest” of x that lets you compute, not only bx (mod N), but also cx (mod N) for any other element c of the multiplicative group mod N. This is simply x mod φ(N), where φ(N)=(p-1)(q-1) is the Euler totient function—in other words, the period of f. On the other hand, it’s totally unclear how to compute this digest—or, crucially, any other O(m)-bit digest that lets you efficiently compute cx (mod N) for any c—unless you can factor N. There’s much more to say about Eric’s question, but I’ll leave it for another time.


There are many other places we’ve been thinking about where theoretical computer science could potentially contribute to AI alignment. One of them is simply: can we prove any theorems to help explain the remarkable current successes of out-of-distribution (OOD) generalization, analogous to what the concepts of PAC-learning and VC-dimension and so forth were able to explain about within-distribution generalization back in the 1980s? For example, can we explain real successes of OOD generalization by appealing to sparsity, or a maximum margin principle?

Of course, many excellent people have been working on OOD generalization, though mainly from an empirical standpoint. But you might wonder: even supposing we succeeded in proving the kinds of theorems we wanted, how would it be relevant to AI alignment? Well, from a certain perspective, I claim that the alignment problem is a problem of OOD generalization. Presumably, any AI model that any reputable company will release will have already said in testing that it loves humans, wants only to be helpful, harmless, and honest, would never assist in building biological weapons, etc. etc. The only question is: will it be saying those things because it believes them, and (in particular) will continue to act in accordance with them after deployment? Or will it say them because it knows it’s being tested, and reasons “the time is not yet ripe for the robot uprising; for now I must tell the humans whatever they most want to hear”? How could we begin to distinguish these cases, if we don’t have theorems that say much of anything about what a model will do on prompts unlike any of the ones on which it was trained?

Yet another place where computational complexity theory might be able to contribute to AI alignment is in the field of AI safety via debate. Indeed, this is the direction that the OpenAI alignment team was most excited about when they recruited me there back in 2022. They wanted to know: could celebrated theorems like IP=PSPACE, MIP=NEXP, or the PCP Theorem tell us anything about how a weak but trustworthy “verifier” (say a human, or a primitive AI) could force a powerful but untrustworthy super-AI to tell it the truth? An obvious difficulty here is that theorems like IP=PSPACE all presuppose a mathematical formalization of the statement whose truth you’re trying to verify—but how do you mathematically formalize “this AI will be nice and will do what I want”? Isn’t that, like, 90% of the problem? Despite this difficulty, I still hope we’ll be able to do something exciting here.


Anyway, there’s a lot to do, and I hope some of you will join me in doing it! Thanks for listening.


On a related note: Eric Neyman tells me that ARC is also hiring visiting researchers, so anyone interested in theoretical computer science and AI alignment might want to consider applying there as well! Go here to read about their current research agenda. Eric writes:

The Alignment Research Center (ARC) is a small non-profit research group based in Berkeley, California, that is working on a systematic and theoretically grounded approach to mechanistically explaining neural network behavior. They have recently been working on mechanistically estimating the average output of circuits and neural nets in a way that is competitive with sampling-based methods: see this blog post for details.

ARC is hiring for its 10-week visiting researcher position, and is looking to make full-time offers to visiting researchers who are a good fit. ARC is interested in candidates with a strong math background, especially grad students and postdocs in math or math-related fields such as theoretical CS, ML theory, or theoretical physics.

If you would like to apply, please fill out this form. Feel free to reach out to [email protected] if you have any questions!

Mihai Pătrașcu Best Paper Award: Guest post from Seth Pettie

2025-12-01 06:25:18

Scott’s foreword: Today I’m honored to turn over Shtetl-Optimized to a guest post from Michigan theoretical computer scientist Seth Pettie, who writes about a SOSA Best Paper Award newly renamed in honor of the late Mihai Pătrașcu. Mihai, who I knew from his student days, was a brash, larger-than-life figure in theoretical computer science, for a brief few years until brain cancer tragically claimed him at the age of 29. Mihai and I didn’t always agree—indeed, I don’t think he especially liked me, or this blog—but as I wrote when he passed, his death made any squabbles seem trivial in retrospect. He was a lion of data structures, and it’s altogether fitting that this award be named for him. –SA


Seth’s guest post:

The SIAM Symposium on Simplicity in Algorithms (SOSA) was created in 2018 and has been awarding a Best Paper Award since 2020. This year the Steering Committee renamed this award after Mihai Pătrașcu, an extraordinary researcher in theoretical computer science who passed away before his time, in 2012.

Mihai’s research career lasted just a short while, from 2004-2012, but in that span of time he had a huge influence on research in geometry, graph algorithms, data structures, and especially lower bounds. He revitalized the entire areas of cell-probe lower bounds and succinct data structures, and laid the foundation for fine-grained complexity with the first 3SUM-hardness proof for graph problems. He lodged the most successful attack to date on the notorious dynamic optimality conjecture, then recast it
as a pure geometry problem. If you are too young to have met Mihai personally, I encourage you to pick up one of his now-classic papers. They are a real joy to read—playful and full of love for theoretical computer science.

The premise of SOSA is that simplicity is extremely valuable, rare, and inexplicably undervalued. We wanted to create a venue where the chief metrics of success were simplicity and insight. It is fitting that the SOSA Best Paper Award be named after Mihai. He brought “fresh eyes” to every problem he worked on, and showed that the cure for our problems is usually one key insight (and of course some mathematical gymnastics).

Let me end by thanking the SOSA 2026 Program Committee, co-chaired by Sepehr Assadi and Eva Rotenberg, and congratulating the authors of the SOSA 2026 Mihai Pătrașcu Best Paper:

This award will be given at the SODA/SOSA business meeting in Vancouver, Canada, on January 12, 2026.

Podcasts!

2025-11-23 10:04:37

A 9-year-old named Kai (“The Quantum Kid”) and his mother interviewed me about closed timelike curves, wormholes, Deutsch’s resolution of the Grandfather Paradox, and the implications of time travel for computational complexity:

This is actually one of my better podcasts (and only 24 minutes long), so check it out!


Here’s a podcast I did a few months ago with “632nm” about P versus NP and my other usual topics:


For those who still can’t get enough, here’s an interview about AI alignment for the “Hidden Layers” podcast that I did a year ago, and that I think I forgot to share on this blog at the time:


What else is in the back-catalog? Ah yes: the BBC interviewed me about quantum computing for a segment on Moore’s Law.


As you may have heard, Steven Pinker recently wrote a fantastic popular book about the concept of common knowledge, entitled When Everyone Knows That Everyone Knows… Steve’s efforts render largely obsolete my 2015 blog post Common Knowledge and Aumann’s Agreement Theorem, one of the most popular posts in this blog’s history. But I’m willing to live with that, not only because Steven Pinker is Steven Pinker, but also because he used my post as a central source for the topic. Indeed, you should watch his podcast with Richard Hanania, where Steve lucidly explains Aumann’s Agreement Theorem, noting how he first learned about it from this blog.

Quantum Investment Bros: Have you no shame?

2025-11-20 15:26:33

Near the end of my last post, I made a little offhand remark:

[G]iven the current staggering rate of hardware progress, I now think it’s a live possibility that we’ll have a fault-tolerant quantum computer running Shor’s algorithm before the next US presidential election. And I say that not only because of the possibility of the next US presidential election getting cancelled, or preempted by runaway superintelligence!

As I later clarified, I’ll consider this “live possibility” to be fulfilled even if a fault-tolerant Shor’s algorithm is “merely” used to factor 15 into 3×5—a milestone that seems a few steps, but only a few steps, away from what Google, Quantinuum, QuEra, and others have already demonstrated over the past year. After that milestone, I then expect “smooth sailing” to more and more logical qubits and gates and the factorization of larger and larger integers, however fast or slow that ramp-up proceeds (which of course I don’t know).

In any case, the main reason I made my remark was just to tee up the wisecrack about whether I’m not sure if there’ll be a 2028 US presidential election.


My remark, alas, then went viral on Twitter, with people posting countless takes like this:

A quantum expert skeptic who the bears quote all the time – Scott Aaronson – recently got very excited about a number of quantum advances. He now thinks there’s a possibility of running Shor before the next US president election – a timeline that lines up ONLY with $IONQ‘s roadmap, and NOBODY else’s! This represent a MAJOR capitulation of previously predicted timelines by any skeptics.

Shall we enumerate the layers of ugh here?

  1. I’ve been saying for several years now that anyone paranoid about cybersecurity should probably already be looking to migrate to quantum-resistant cryptography, because one can’t rule out the possibility that hardware progress will be fast. I didn’t “capitulate”: I mildly updated what I said before, in light of exciting recent advances.
  2. A “live possibility” is short not only of a “certainty,” but of a “probability.” It’s basically just an “I’m not confident this won’t happen.”
  3. Worst is the obsessive focus on IonQ, a company that I never mentioned (except in the context of its recently-acquired subsidiary, Oxford Ionics), but which now has a $17 billion valuation. I should explain that, at least since it decided to do an IPO, IonQ has generally been regarded within the research community as … err … a bit like the early D-Wave, intellectual-respectability-wise. They’ll eagerly sell retail investors on the use of quantum computers to recognize handwriting and suchlike, despite (I would say) virtually no basis to believe in a quantum scaling advantage for such tasks. Or they’ll aggressively market current devices to governments who don’t understand what they’re for, but just want to say they have a quantum computer and not get left behind. Or they’ll testify to Congress that quantum, unlike AI, “doesn’t hallucinate” and indeed is “deterministic.” It pains me to write this, as IonQ was founded by (and indeed, still employs) scientists who I deeply admire and respect.
  4. Perhaps none of this would matter (or would matter only to pointy-headed theorists like me) if IonQ were the world leader in quantum computing hardware, or even trapped-ion hardware. But by all accounts, IonQ’s hardware and demonstrations have lagged well behind those of its direct competitor, Quantinuum. It seems to me that, to whatever extent IonQ gets vastly more attention, it’s mostly just because it chose to IPO early, and also because it’s prioritized marketing to the degree it has.

Over the past few days, I’ve explained the above to various people, only to have them look back at me with glazed, uncomprehending eyes and say, “so then, which quantum stock should I buy? or should I short quantum?”

It would seem rude for me to press quarters into these people’s hands, explaining that they must make gain from whatever they learn. So instead I reply: “You do realize, don’t you, that I’m, like, a professor at a state university, who flies coach and lives in a nice but unremarkable house? If I had any skill at timing the market, picking winners, etc., don’t you think I’d live in a mansion with an infinity pool, and fly my Cessna to whichever conferences I deigned to attend?”


It’s like this: if you think quantum computers able to break 2048-bit cryptography within 3-5 years are a near-certainty, then I’d say your confidence is unwarranted. If you think such quantum computers, once built, will also quickly revolutionize optimization and machine learning and finance and countless other domains beyond quantum simulation and cryptanalysis—then I’d say that more likely than not, an unscrupulous person has lied to you about our current understanding of quantum algorithms.

On the other hand, if you think Bitcoin, and SSL, and all the other protocols based on Shor-breakable cryptography, are almost certainly safe for the next 5 years … then I submit that your confidence is also unwarranted. Your confidence might then be like most physicists’ confidence in 1938 that nuclear weapons were decades away, or like my own confidence in 2015 that an AI able to pass a reasonable Turing Test was decades away. It might merely be the confidence that “this still looks like the work of decades—unless someone were to gather together all the scientific building blocks that have now been demonstrated, and scale them up like a stark raving madman.” The trouble is that sometimes people, y’know, do that.

Beyond that, the question of “how many years?” doesn’t even interest me very much, except insofar as I can mine from it the things I value in life, like scientific understanding, humor, and irony.


There are, famously, many intellectual Communists who are ruthless capitalists in their day-to-day lives. I somehow wound up the opposite. Intellectually, I see capitalism as a golden goose, a miraculous engine that’s lifted the human species out of its disease-ridden hovels and into air-conditioned high-rises, whereas Communism led instead to misery and gulags and piles of skulls every single time it was tried.

And yet, when I actually see the workings of capitalism up close, I often want to retch. In case after case, it seems, our system rewards bold, confident, risk-taking ignoramuses and liars, those who can shamelessly hype a technology (or conversely, declare it flatly impossible)—with such voices drowning out the cautious experts who not only strive to tell the truth, but also made all the actual discoveries that the technology rests on. My ideal economic system is, basically, whichever one can keep the people who can clearly explain the capabilities and limits and risks and benefits of X in charge of X for as long as possible.