2025-05-05 21:01:25
RT Jomboy Media
Every Phillies reliever guesses the attendance. Closest without going over keeps the baseball. Whoever has the most baseballs at the end of the year is the winner
(via @TyDaubert)
2025-05-03 23:04:20
If the Obama White House had done this the Fox News cult would have declared it an impeachment-level insult to Catholics.
2025-05-03 00:21:35
RT Paul Graham
Re @SpencerHakimian There can't be that many people who have precisely this level of reasonableness. Anyone stupid enough to think they're a good idea at all is probably also stupid enough to think they're a good idea right now.
2025-05-01 23:03:10
RT Three Year Letterman
🚨 BRAKING 🚨
Tim Walz’s brother, Mike, is OUT as Secretary of State. Here’s a rundown of what led to this:
1. A Grindr chat was set up to discuss war plans
2. Mike Waltz mistakenly added a journalist to the chat
3. The journalist was Jeff Goldblum of The Athletic
4. The Secretary of Defense, Pete Heineken, then shared war plans in said Grindr chat
5. The war plans involved plans to attack the Haitis, who are blocking our shipping lanes to South America (specifically Cancun)
6. Mike Waltz gets impeached
2025-05-01 21:22:05
How are you going to return to the U.S. App Store when you still don’t have a developer account? Did I miss the part where the ruling requires Apple to allow Epic back?
This is a huge and humiliating loss for Apple, but they lost here to the law (and common sense), not to Epic Games.
2025-05-01 19:49:22
RT Paul Graham
Re This kind of casual violation of due process is the hallmark of banana republics. Fuck, we're there.
